Chris 

The sexiest bitch around and he is all mine. SWAG is so sick, always imitated - never duplicated. Comes off as a bad ass, (it's the hair) but is really a twinkie on the inside. LOVES to play poker and win. Never bluffs both in life and his cards, but is always careful not to play every hand. Has mesmerizing eyes, and beautiful lips, and the softest hands. Has the kindest heart and is the most genuine of all people he associates with. He can be a little hot tamale, and isnt one to be effed with, but after you get past that, he is a kind, loving teddy bear. Chris is unforgettable, and very genuine. He at times can clog toilets but will clean up his mess, he loves subway, and will kick your bitch ass any day up and down the court in basket ball. I love Chris, and he is the only one I ever want to be with forever. X1X

"Isn't dude rocking the same outfit you wore out to the club last week?"

........"Maaaannnnn, he just Chrissed you."

Chris by IIIIXIXIIII October 22, 2011

Chris 

Huge dumb ass who is full of himself, has lots of anger issues, enjoys pissing people off and pushes buttons for the sake of his own fun

Your such a chris, a what?, a fucking asshole

Chris by bleh551 December 21, 2014

chris 

chris is a backstabbing bitch who just wants drama and attention he is a person who should feel guilt for everything he has done to his past friends

chris can go rot in hell.

chris by prealgebra July 21, 2019

Chris 

A SUPER AWESOME PERSON. Usually, they do not realize just how awesome they are. They can make anyone laugh or smile just by being around them. They're the chillest guys you'll ever meet and one of the only guys who will surprise you with things like... letters :D you'll never be the same once you meet a chris!

Wow theyre really cool! Almost as cool as chris but not quite because that level is impossible!

Chris by Italians Rule June 21, 2012

Chris 

Chris is a pussy ass bitch that likes to get fucked up the asshole. He is a snitch and watches gay porn with his dad. He fucks his lil dog with his dad watching.

Chris is a fag that snitches all the time.

Chris by Christinsita May 27, 2008

chris  

The red panda on roller skates(with a condom);
a sex addict with a big penis who gets madd poon;
That guy that never lies and pokes people's back pimples;
a sociopathic ninja vampire who everyone loves to hug

1. Lauren started calling Chris the red panda on rollerskates for no apparent reason. The (with a condom) was added because he had a condom with his at school one day.
2.Chris is such a manwhore.
3.Chris told her she was flat randomly.
4.I gave Chris a hug then he sliced me in half and drank my blood.

chris by Farmer Joe Bob Dylan Ranger May 27, 2008

Chris 

creepy name for stalkers who stalk their mates gf/bf and ask retarded questions (where is your touch spot) and insist on constantly annoying the stalkee... they also like to partake in the activity of cumming in shoes

Geeze that guy is such a chris, he just asked me where my touch spot is.

yeah he also cums in shoes

Chris by tomisastrawberry September 25, 2010