french chef

A man who solely lives to mix his seed in others. A pleasant man, who cooks many broths. Those broths being the succulent legs of thou frog. The slimy nature of the ambient creature leaves little to be desired, but the simple mind may sway to it’s every present scent. The buss.

Daniel mate, can I smell fresh pastries? Because you’re acting like such a french chef!

by noblindonkey March 30, 2021

Chef Jackie

Chef Jackie is god and acted in the hit movies Tom and Jerry & The Spy Next Door! #stanchefjackieourlordandsavior

Person 1: Chef Jackie

Person 2: *Starts Vigorously Praying To Chef Jackie*

by Chef Jackie Supporter July 20, 2021

Traeger Chef

A Traeger chef is someone who buys a Traeger grill and then thinks they’ve become a pit master. All they can do is set a dial and follow the instruction manual, BBQ for dummies, while convenient for the unskilled it will never be the best.

Shane-Man I got a Traeger, got all my Traeger spices, gonna smoke everything because now I’m the greatest man to ever smoke sausage.
Real Man- that Shane he’s quite the Traeger chef. 🙄

by Big Rig 69 May 11, 2019

Little chef

The shrinkage of a mans penis caused by the use of MDMA. Term originating from the film ‘ratatouille’.

‘I was rolling so hard but had serious little chef. It hurt to pee.’

by Loco El Stoto November 25, 2018

Little chef

Also known as a “tiny Buddha” a little chef is someone of slightly below average height with great cooking talent.

The food was so delicious that it was clearly made by a little chef.

by Ticytapycornliar January 11, 2018

internet chef

A lazy fat bastard who always post rant comments on every non-Gordon Ramsay cooking Youtube videos about the lack of seasoning where in reality it is well-seasoned, incorrect way of chopping onions etc.., or simply they spot and find insignificant mistakes and then proceeds to rant about it. They gain their culinary knowledge by watching Gordon Ramsay videos (mostly on Hells Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares) and believes that Ramsay is the only best-of-all chef and noboby can beat him.

John: *watching cooking video* What a bloody fucker, he overcook the pork by 1 second *proceeds to rant*.....*screams autistically*

Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole

John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!

Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef

by fakeBanan April 14, 2019

Gustavo Chef

Gustavo chef/cook
- someone who can't cook or someone who is horrible at cooking in general

Gus is a Gustavo chef, he can't even cook chicken properly.

by mr.gustavo May 26, 2023