Carlos

Carlos is that kid at school who thinks soccer is football and most likely the guy who will be a virgin in his 50's.
Although he can be a 2 by 4 he can still sweep and thats what counts.

Girl: hey who is that guy playing soccer?

Friend: thats Carlos and he prefers if u call it football...

by 5 cent street whore April 1, 2019

Carlos

A mexican that is a drug dealer,work in the tomatoes filed ,weird,funny,awesome,and make white people mexican food

Carlos will always support you no matter what✌

by Mexican drug dealer May 1, 2018

Carlos

Has an extremely micro penis and is really careful with what he says.

Carlos never curses.

by Anonymous[284] April 15, 2019

Carlos

Carlos is a Mexican Crackhead who smokes and do other drugs all the time he pretty much likes taking showers in rivers and sewer’ he has a cock about the size of a turtle he can sometimes smell like tacos or Valentina sauce but Carlos can be a really cool guy and will make you laugh and he likes staying fit at all time.

Oh Watch Out Crackhead Carlos Is Coming With Another Superpower he might make a dildo Appear.

Carlos bro your too freaking funny man.

by HotDogDealer69 October 17, 2019

Carlos

You eat too god damn much precious

You eat like a Carlos

by Ccthb January 27, 2020

Carlos

Carlos: That one fucker that made awful ass jokes in the show The Magic School Bus.

“Why do cows not have feet? Because they lactose!!”
In unison: “CARLOS!!!!!”

by Lololololfightme March 9, 2019

Carlos

he is a lost squirrel looking for his lost nuts

carlos lost his nuts in a tree and cant get them

by eaglesrule13 May 7, 2018