Cape Coral, FL

A wonderful place located in Southwest Florida, with direct access to the Gulf of Mexico! A mostly white town has many things to do, and explore!

Guy: Hey let's take a vacation this weekend! But where?
Girl: How about..... Cape Coral, FL!
Guy but I looked on kayak.com, and theirs no airport their!
Girl just fly into fort myers! The neighbor town!
Guy OK!

by Thatstupidpilot October 5, 2013

cape cod

A very annoying, creepy, stupid, or even extremely gay individual. Most likely one of the gayest people you may ever encounter.

That guy jerking off in the back of the bus is a total cape cod.

by J. Roy September 13, 2008

Cape Canaveral

(v) Flatulence conducted into an upholstered cushion followed by a swift exit of the flatulator to another room; thus giving a gas contrail resembling a rocket being launched from Cape Canaveral, Florida.

Jack and Diane are sitting on their loveseat when Diane suddenly heads for the bathroom.

Jack: "...are you ok?"
*Door Slams*
Diane: (grunting) "Yep, we're good."

Jack begins to smell what Diane dittied all over the place. As he looked towards the bathroom in disgust, he noticed paint peeling off the walls on the way to the bathroom.

Jack: "Damn it Diane, You Cape Canaveraled me again. Now I have to put stainless steel on the walls."

by cjax January 20, 2013

Cape Girl

A sub-genre of girls in the mid to late nineties who wore velvet capes and slinky dresses with Doc Martins. They usually drew all over their faces with black eyeliner and worshipped Marilyn Manson.

Girl 1: Kelli is a total cape girl and I'm going to kick her ass.

Girl 2: Yeah, you liked Manson way before Antichrist.

by nowitsdark0 October 20, 2008

Cape Walrus

Derrogatory word to a black person.

That nigga ran like a damn cape walrus.

by Kornelius October 19, 2008

Cape-Tackle

An attempted tackle often performed by terrible rugby players in which the player jumps on the opposing players back. He is then helplessly dragged behind like a cape. Also known as the backpack or koala tackle.

Son, I am disappoint at your ridiculous cape-tackle attempt.

by Phantomofthelolpera March 23, 2011

cape cod male

A cape cod male is a new England red neck trump supporter. They're all anti sexism, homophobic and pretend Christians. They beleive in god but havent been to church since they left their mothers basement. They all own guns and like to hunt, even though they arent good at it. They are loud and usually have extremely bad grammar. Most are alcoholics and smokers that drive a pick up truck with confederate flags tied to it.

"I went down to Cape cod and all I could see were cape cod males!"
"I'm so sorry. Racist little shits!"

by Lunapatunia October 29, 2017