Canada is a magical place in North America, where it snows all year round, and lakes are everywhere, obviously frozen. In Canada, on June 3rd, there is National Poutine Day, and on March 4th, there is National Maple Syrup Day. The Canada - United States border is patrolled by Mounties riding on moose. Obviously many Canadians choose to keep pet beavers, they help to tap the maple trees with their teeth. Hockey is number one priority in most Canadian households, most Canadians' valued possessions are hockey sticks.
American immigrant: Y'all hello Kenadiens, I from New Joysey! It's coo how y'all spell "colour" with a U. So, in Canada, does y'all have pet moose?
Canadian:No! Eh! In the US do yous have pet fat people?
American immigrant:WTF
Canadian:Eh, do you like hockey?
Canadian:No! Eh! In the US do yous have pet fat people?
American immigrant:WTF
Canadian:Eh, do you like hockey?
by Sam_han_tha November 30, 2016
Eh,
Welcome to the land of High Speed Internet, where polar bears roam the land, and the rare mooses or meese munch on pine trees as the majestic lumberjack pulls his plaid jacket on, and takes an axe to the pine tree.
Welcome to Canada, where everytime someone mentions “hockey” people pull out their hockey stick, conveniently strapped to their back. While playing hockey and showing off their elite skill, a person falls down. The person who pushed them down says “sorry, eh” and helps them up, then an argument on who says sorry breaks out and a crowd of over 40 people are screaming sorry at each other.
Canada, the land of free health care. If you get trampled by a moose of checked to hard in hockey, we’ve got ya covered.
-Welcome to Tim Horton’s what can I get for you today?
-I would like a double double with a Canadian maple doughnut
-is that everything today?
-actually can I get a shot of maple syrup in my coffee too? Maple syrup is the best, eh.
-yeah. That’ll be 4 loonies.
Yeah loonies. Our $1 coin. And toonies our $2 coin.
And have you heard of kraft dinner? The better version of Kraft Mac ‘n’ Cheese.
What about milk. In a bag
Other notable Canadian things
-smarties (basically crunchier less colourful m&m’s)
- RCMProyal Canadian horse riding police
-We invented Baseketball.
-lacrosse ...our 2nd national sport (because we’re just that good at sports)
-48 hour coverage of the NHL trade deadline.
And kicking your car to get ice out of the wheel wells.
Welcome to the land of High Speed Internet, where polar bears roam the land, and the rare mooses or meese munch on pine trees as the majestic lumberjack pulls his plaid jacket on, and takes an axe to the pine tree.
Welcome to Canada, where everytime someone mentions “hockey” people pull out their hockey stick, conveniently strapped to their back. While playing hockey and showing off their elite skill, a person falls down. The person who pushed them down says “sorry, eh” and helps them up, then an argument on who says sorry breaks out and a crowd of over 40 people are screaming sorry at each other.
Canada, the land of free health care. If you get trampled by a moose of checked to hard in hockey, we’ve got ya covered.
-Welcome to Tim Horton’s what can I get for you today?
-I would like a double double with a Canadian maple doughnut
-is that everything today?
-actually can I get a shot of maple syrup in my coffee too? Maple syrup is the best, eh.
-yeah. That’ll be 4 loonies.
Yeah loonies. Our $1 coin. And toonies our $2 coin.
And have you heard of kraft dinner? The better version of Kraft Mac ‘n’ Cheese.
What about milk. In a bag
Other notable Canadian things
-smarties (basically crunchier less colourful m&m’s)
- RCMProyal Canadian horse riding police
-We invented Baseketball.
-lacrosse ...our 2nd national sport (because we’re just that good at sports)
-48 hour coverage of the NHL trade deadline.
And kicking your car to get ice out of the wheel wells.
The state is divided into two distinct physiographic provinces; the Alleghany Plateau on the west, comprising perhaps two-thirds of the area of the state, and forming a part of the great Appalachian Plateau Province which extends from New York to Alabama; and the Newer Appalachians or Great Valley Region on the east, being a part of the large province of the same name which extends from Canada to Central Alabama
by UnseenDegree August 20, 2017
by Obama's N-word Pass October 24, 2019
means village in uhhhh, Huron-Iroquois language. Consists of Quebec, Ontario, British Colombia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland and Labrador, Nunavut, North-West Territories, and Yukon. Official languages are French and English. Oh, and we don't ride on polar bears, and not all of us say "eh" or "ey"
signifie village en uhhhh, langue huron-iroquoise. Comprend le Québec, l'Ontario, la Colombie Britannique, l'Alberta, la Saskatchewan, le Manitoba, l'Île-du-Prince-Édouard, la Nouvelle-Écosse, Terre-Neuve-et-Labrador, le Nunavut, les Territoires du Nord-Ouest et le Yukon. Les langues officielles sont le français et l'anglais
signifie village en uhhhh, langue huron-iroquoise. Comprend le Québec, l'Ontario, la Colombie Britannique, l'Alberta, la Saskatchewan, le Manitoba, l'Île-du-Prince-Édouard, la Nouvelle-Écosse, Terre-Neuve-et-Labrador, le Nunavut, les Territoires du Nord-Ouest et le Yukon. Les langues officielles sont le français et l'anglais
by Wonder(ous) December 05, 2018
Great place...Best place.......THE ABSOLUTE BEST PLACE!!! I love it so much! It has great food, great healthcare, great people and just all around AWESOME!
American: Where are we. This place is beautiful. And the food. The food is delicious. Way better than our american food.
2nd American: Canada! I wish I lives here. You know what? I will.
2nd American: Canada! I wish I lives here. You know what? I will.
by F_I_N_N_I_A_N June 01, 2019