butchered

To pussy out or epically fail, specifically in terms of drinking alcohol.

'ugh, steve totally butchered it last night. no chance of me finishing.'

'completely butchered that pint, couldnt even down it.'

by LMCK May 16, 2010

butcher

a scrub that loves men, i mean its like CRAZY. You cannot be cool with butchers...

dude that kis is a butcher

by Butassssaa August 26, 2006

butchers slab

The mess left on the sheets and matress by the female population once a month.

urghh Trev., it was horrible.., I woke up in a bed like a butcher's slab.

by Neil H. May 24, 2004

Bitcherita

A alcoholic beverage crafted by a Texan consisting of half a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade, a slice of lime, a splash of tonic water, and a shot of tequila. The name derives from the common opinion that Mike's Hard Lemonade is a 'bitches' drink.

It may not be a man's drink, but give me one of those bitcheritas!

by Mark C English September 29, 2010

Pat Butchered

To get nailed by another player in any sports game or to be beaten up by someone on a night out.

"Did you see Liddell vs Jackson last night?"
"Yeah, it was awesome watching Jackson get absolutely Pat Butchered by Chuck. Never laughed so much in my life!"

by Ste Crayston June 2, 2007

Lazy Butcher

When you repeatedly slap someone back and forth across the face with your dick.

It flops back and forth much like a sausage that isn't quite full because the butcher was too lazy to fill it

When my girlfriend wouldn't give me a bj I gave her a lazy butcher

by The Lazy Butcher June 16, 2010

butcher dick

a dirty dude that doesn't clean his knob after hes dropped a load in his hand or he'll probably tell you that he's had a babe.IT smell like when you go into a small time closed up butcher shop.

here comes butcher dick,I wonder who he reckons hes fucked today.

by MADANGEL August 20, 2005