Burned Rice

an asian dude's dick that got stuck in a fire. usually deformed.

Guy: Man, have you seen a picture of that guys burned rice?
Guy 2: I don't know why he would send that to that girl, burned rice isn't good for anybody, dude.

by lukesucks December 21, 2015

Burned it

When you really screw up and can't do anything to fix it: you burned it. This is most often said in place of "wow you really screwed up". That's sooo generic.

Dude:"Man I really failed that exam."
Guy: "Same Dude, I totally burned it!"

by April Boulevard June 7, 2016

Plaxico Burress

the best WR in the NFL who s o bs at foxsports cant acknowledge, to freakin own someone in football

man i freakin plaxico burressed champ bailey

by Plicious17 December 1, 2006

blurred lines

tan lines

"damn girl look at your blurred lines from tanning"

by sjfhisxbjdxnjssjxhx February 22, 2014

BURPEDED

AN FUNNER WAY TO SAY BURPED

HAHAHAA I JUST BURPEDED

by CRAZYWANKSTA69 April 10, 2009

Burked

To get left out. To be intentionality avoided or shunned.

Man they burked me yesterday I called them like eight times to take me to the beach, and nobody answered.

by The Man is the man May 15, 2011

burfed

When you have a really hard workout by Coach Burford. It typically involves some form of screaming, or something involving a lot of pain, and if you give up, you're fucked.

"SHIT there's Coach Burford!! We're gonna get burfed!!"
"Shoot me now!!!"

by shootmenow March 12, 2009