bar buffer

When you're stuck at dive on a bad date or in an awkward conversation you can't escape...a bar buffer is an acquaintance of yours that is a religious staple at any watering hole who is always happy to see you and loves keeping up conversation. Thank God for their early onset alcoholism because in sticky situations like this, they will be your right hand man until bar close.

I cant believe I caved to go out with this guy, he's more annoying than his texts and this beer won't make the night any better...Holly thought to herself .
Oh thank God there's Gabby! It's happy hour of course she's here, bar buffer to the rescue!

easy out wing man third wheel savior

by Helladays January 28, 2016

brow buffer

Patch of pubic hair above the vagina.

She had a thick brow buffer when I went down on her.

by RT Rules June 11, 2018

buffered

to be utterly pissed offended or annoyed at something, similar to triggered

Ms.Duffy didn't mark our english tests yet and its been 2 weeks, I'm so buffered!

by issassassymidget September 30, 2018

a-spot buffer

the government blocking the path to the a-spot buffer to make vaginal intercourse more satisfying for the female.

The adult actress had an a-spot buffer when she had a scene at a public space.

by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018

Buffering

When to people like each other and are talking but have not made it official.

The two of them are buffering.

Yeah they’re totally buffering.

by Kane doe April 17, 2019

Buffering

Buffering is when your device (could be a laptop, PC, mobile, etc) stops working either because of lag or you ditched your house for some Doritos, same thing.

Fuck Jimmy the my phone's bloody buffering shite

by Shippable April 17, 2019

Buffer

The Plural of Buff

“That Guy in the gym is way Buffer than me

by EverydayFlexer April 26, 2019