buffing me vampire slayer

the act of male masturbation

now me girlfriend has left me, I find I am spending a lot more time buffing me vampire slayer

by Jaki J September 28, 2005

Buttering the bread

A type of poop where first one performs a toaster (farting immediately after pooping so you toast the poop) followed by diarrhea so you put butter on the toast.

Aw it smells like mike is buttering the bread.

by Vin coosan July 24, 2014

Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts of semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.

Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants

by Clay-train December 5, 2019

Power buffing that hard wood

2008 version of carpet munching, also known as female felacio.

i just saw two women power buffing that hard wood 69 style.

by Jesse Shaw aka crawdad aka j-shaw January 18, 2008

Bluffering

How well someone to keeps up an ongoing lie or the consistency of someone making up lies.

Jerry's been bluffering all night about his non-existent girlfriend, hoping no one catches on.

Roger's bluffering has been getting sloppy. He's always covering up the cracks that we poke in his lies.

by Nada Johna May 4, 2011

Jimmy Buffeting

Regular, and often painful, oscillation of the male gonads most often caused by sexual intercourse.

He was rogering her so hard, he got a severe case of Jimmy Buffeting.

by Erwin Buzz November 18, 2016

Buffling

one who does activities such as boxercise, abs and glutes, cardio kick, etc. and in turn, becomes quite buff

My my, Emily and Nicole have become such bufflings after all of their working out!

by Emily Ward January 29, 2007