Bridiot

The rarer of 2 type of offspring born of a male and a female "stupidiot" (see definition) parents. The more common offspring is the stupidiotard, (see definition) however roughly 1 in every thousand born will be of the "bridiot" (Bri-diot) type. This is both an absolute idiot and a brilliant minded individual combined as one. The source of the brilliance these people possess has no scientific explanation. They are highly intelligent and retain knowledge very well historically known to be some of the worlds greatest minds. Aside from their brilliance the idiot gene is still present in these individuals. Mostly dormant but not considered inactive as it confirms its presence through a complete of common sense as well as instances of unexpected and extreme stupid behavior. Occuring randomly, usually with no prior warning signs. The cause is unexplainable by all known scientific methods used today.

Person 1: Nobody has been able to stump the new instructor yet, he recited the periodic table of elements, splits genomes in his garage for fun, and NASA calls him when they have questions. Dude is brilliant!

Person 2: Thats the guy thats been shitting in the urinal and washing his hands in the piss trough? He's an idiot.

Person 1: Damn, must be a Bridiot. Don't see them very often.

by DurteeD April 1, 2022

bridget huxtable

a super swag and awesome person omg‼️‼️

mike: hey did you see bridget?

lauren: Bridget Huxtable? Yea! she’s so awesome!

by bridgethux April 8, 2022

Bridget bridgeman

Hot and attractive to girls

Wow did you hear she is a hottie is Bridget bridgeman

by Unknown69690 May 19, 2022

Bridgette

Bridgette is the type of friend to stick up for you anytime ever! She usually has brown eyes and brown hair and is usually very short. She is kind and is very touchy… :)

Hey look over there! It’s Bridgette, she’s hugging her boyfriend and her best friends.

by Unknownbutsmart!! July 2, 2022

Bridgith

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Dont let go of her. Shes an amazing person. So smart yet so dumb. So crazy but so shy at the same time. If you ever meet a Bridgith, don’t let her go. Shes fierce like a tiger.

Hey Bridgith! How was your day today? asked Delilah

by mama Mia pizzeria ✒️ July 6, 2022

Bridget

Actually a girl named Eleni. Blame it on the Mandela effect or whatever zodiac shit you believe in, but other people still know exactly who your drunk ass is talking about without any other descriptive information.

"...Oh and Bridget- you know the one- she was to the right of me on the bus."
"Oh yeah uh huh Bridget"
"Wait. Who the fuck is Bridget? I mean Eleni lmao"
'Same difference haha, I still knew exactly who you were talking about"

by Piratas booper July 15, 2022

bridgette

a girl who is so kind yet so rude, she speaks her mind and wont let people push her down. even if someone is to push her down she doesnt show it, thats how strong she is. she mainly goes for older guys, maybe 2 years older than her and when she puts her mind to something she will achieve it. she doesnt give a single shit about her grades and her reputation at school and by the time we get to year 12 god knows how many times she will have gotten detention. shes attractive, to both guys and girls and i as a girl whom clearly has a crush on her and knows its practically impossible she likes me back find it hard. shes talkative once you get to know her and though she may seem rude and untrustworthy she only speaks her mind but if you tell her something you want to be kept a secret it will never be spoken of to anyone else, or atleast she wont utter a word to anyone about it. she plays the saxophone and knows exactly how to make someone nervous, or atleast she knows how to make me nervous.

in conclusion i like someone named bridgette and this is a vauge description of her, i know she wil
l never reciprocate my feelings but at this point it doesnt even bother me.

you know that girl named bridgette?

the one who doesnt give a shit about what people think of her?

yeah, that one.

by ur moms stinky big toe August 11, 2022