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Jesus Breakdancing Christ

An expression of great misfortune, disgust, or suprise. Normally used in the most extreme of circumstances.

See:
Jesus H. Christ
Jesus Tapdancing Christ
Jesus Brick-Shitting Christ
etc...
Jesus Breakdancing Christ! My scrotum is missing! How the hell did that happen!??!?!?!!

or...

Guy 1: Hey, I banged your wife last night.
Guy 2: Jesus Breakdancing Christ! Your ass is grass, motherfucker!
by Mister Joiter October 7, 2007
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Emo Beatdown Day

A day where emo kids across the world get the beatdown they so richly deserve.

It originated when a Myspace user called Hatepantsbad had the idea of making 6/6/6 an Emo Kid Beatdown Day, as evidenced by comments he made to Thedonlukas and Reptigurl on 30th April.

This year, it is on 8/8/08 and emos everywhere are already pissing themselves.
Person 1: Hey it is almost the 8th of August!

Person 2: Nearly Emo Beatdown Day! I hope it is as good as last year...
by anti-emo union August 17, 2008
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Breakdancing

A Form of dance using your body to pull different moves which look cool/awesome/outstanding/amazing!
He's real shit at breakdancing
by Pixi the B-BOY December 1, 2003
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compton beatdown

The act of nailing a girl doggy style while a few of your buddies beat the shit out of her.
I totally fucked my bitch while a few of my friends stopped by and gave her the compton beatdown, she was jacked.
by seacow August 23, 2006
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breakdance

An acrobatic body language that became the prime expressions of young people. This type of dance primarily has two types of expressions in the form of power and style. Phenomenal break dancers and their groups compete in world-wide competitions.
I can breakdance till this day and I am 27.
by Bboy Ivan August 9, 2012
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Breakpoint.is.swag

the act of having aggressive gay sex with a fish
Person 1: any plans for tonight
Person 2: I might head to the lake later and breakpoint.is.swag
Person 1: I'm not comfortable being friends with you
by Leviathanwithapc November 1, 2021
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brazilian beatdown

when u fuck someone up with your dick
I'm gonna give Konnie a Brazilian beatdown tomorrow!
by Micheal Benitez January 15, 2014
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