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Brandon

Coolest guy ever. Is great at video games and has a lot of friends. If you know a Brandon you are the luckiest person in the world.
Brandon.
by Hi I’m Cool December 5, 2017
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Brandon

Someone who deletes messages
You're such a Brandon
by kayyyylala October 18, 2018
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Brandon

A Nigga that gets off to fucking in the discord chat while everyone listenin. He thinks damn lemme get laid and pops into the discord chat so everyone can hear
Damn he really just pulled a Brandon
by BrandonDad January 31, 2020
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Brandon

A really sweet adorable cute guy who wont accept compliment can be arrogant and have deep conversation. He is very smart but doesnt really show it. Hes hot af very good looking with brown hair. Doesnt like it when people boss him around and can be oopsite sometimes like when he doesnt feel like it he doesnt want it when he wants it do it suddenly
Brandon is my best friend i could ever ask for he taught me things and hes hot
by Charlize0076 June 24, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is the ultimate man. Papi supreme. You will come across him when you are at your loneliest and he will brighten your life with memes. Over time you will appreciate him more and more until you realize you are soulmates. He is effortlessly cool. His wit is unmatched. Some call him a Meme God.
Man, I hope I have big dick energy like Brandon one day.
by M4rzipan January 3, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is one of those people that you only meet once and never forget. He might seem like he doesn’t care about you or is mean, but deep down he is really kind. He always knows how to make everyone laugh. Brandon can cheer up everyone with just one word. They’re always there for you through thick and thin. They are also pretty active. For the most part, they love all sports. If you come across a Brandon, your pretty lucky.
Brandon is really nice!
by Hello… July 23, 2021
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Brandon

A very large human human

Who likes to live a sedentary life and like to squash people in bed with him while eating a skyscraper of junk food and he loves the burning sensation from his 5 years of collecting smegma and likes to eat it when bored
He loves a tummy tickle Brandon
by Snababsn July 12, 2021
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