bending

To alter the truth to make a story more entertaining. Also to exagerrate facts to make them seem more incredible or unbelievable.

Brad said he bagged five chicks last night, but I think he was just bending.

by Gypsy Boy October 25, 2005

Spoon-Bending

When "Spooning" with a lover, the little spoon bends their top half around to kiss the big spoon.

hey baby, fancy some Spoon-bending?

by Neo90345 September 13, 2012

Cum Bending

Cum Bending has been used for many centuries. This technique uses the air density and launches the semen out of the urethra at increased rates. Turns out it doesn't work that well, and it really isn't that cool. For some reason, it is still being used to this day.

Friend 1: Yo! I figured out how to Cum Bend! This is so Cool!
Friend 2: Word to the wise bro, Cum Bending really isn't that cool.

by BenderOfCum October 20, 2020

Funny Boning

The act of putting your arm all the way to your elbow...or more specifically your funny bone..... inside any Orifice that will take an arm that far. For example..... anal funny boning is different then vaginal funny boning which is different then oral funny boning.

Guy 1: tell me why you got rid of your boxing speed bag, again?

Guy 2: Now that my wife can take my funny boning her vagina and butt hole at the same time.... my arms are too tired for any thing else

by LemmeF1ndOut October 7, 2021

gnawing and boning

Scarberian speak for: having sex. (Scaberia = the home of John Candy, The Barenaked Ladies, Jim Carrey and Mike Myers.)

(spoken like Otto in the Simpsons) - Yeah, like the party was awesome eh ! Every room had people gnawing and boning all over the place ...

by SuperDave January 17, 2008

boning

sexual intercourse until your penis reaches her bone

dude, last night i was boning this really slutty chick, she was kinda chubby but she sucked good cock

by douchy October 13, 2006

Bodingo

A small cornerstore.

I can't believe that bodingo is open on sundays.

by Ruckus1 June 7, 2009