Blorenge

A word that means bitchy and annoying.

“Yo, stop acting so blorenge..”
~~
“Allie is getting on everyone’s nerves, lately.”
“Yeah, she’s being totally blorenge, not cool.”

by shadorade December 6, 2018

Blorange

the act of engaging an orange with the attempt to stimulate orgasm

She bloranged herself an orgasm while he watched.

by Minister of Silly Walks December 26, 2008

blort

1. (noun) A rapid expulsion of air from an orifice, accompanied by a farting sound.
2. (verb) To talk with too much passion, usually in the form of a short utterance.
3. (adjective) blorted. Simultaneously bloated and prone to snorting.

1. A blort from the tailpipe sounded
his departure.
2. "I love jelly beans!", he blorted.
3. After eating three packs of
twinkies, he found himself blorted
almost beyond recognition.

by wscottc September 15, 2005

blort

Has always, and will always, mean an anal transaction believed to be a fart, but it comes out hot and wet (e.g. a single and surprise shot of trouser chili). OFten caused by drinking too much with a bad combination of food.
(Note: Blort Bake is a dried blort from the night before)

Damn, dude, I blorted in my shorts. I've gotta get back to the crib...

by Moondot November 9, 2006

blorange

mundane blog posting pertaining to blogger's daily life without regard for interesting content

Yeah, Carol's blog is full of blorange about doing the dishes and feeding her cat.

by Steve Dorings January 29, 2007

Blorch

Noun: marijuana, reefer, herb, pot, weed, ganja, or any plant with THC content. Not usually associated with hashish (see chunkage or sheesh)
Verb: to light up, to smoke, or to get stoked.

"Bob & Greg brought some awesome blorch upstate, you should try some - it's delicious"

"Do you think that we can smoke any blorch inside the concert hall?"

"You better not blorch up in here, there are narcs all over the place dude"

by E. Somerset Stratford December 21, 2007

blorg

Affectionate chattering with a hint of sexual tension.

Stephanie: Who you texting?
Lucinda: Ronald...look what he said!
*Looks*
Stephanie: I would say that's cute but...it's just a it blorg.

by catholly January 18, 2011