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Home Biscuit

A term used to refer to someone who is white and uses his white characteristics to make friends with most everyone he/she meets. Usually an extremely funny individual who makes a joke out of everything but can have serious moments as well.
A look into the mind of a "Home Biscuit" is very interesting. He/She may come off as dumb but is usually very intellectual. The origin of this name is unknown.

Also a "Home Biscuit" is usually pleasantly plump, meaning the perfect balance between biggie smalls fat and cute baby bunny chubby
Hey do you know that kid?
Yea man thats Home biscuit
Home Biscuit... what's his real name?
I don't know but who cares he's hilarious.
by Danjut1 September 17, 2010
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Biscuit Hooks

n. The quick greedy hands of a person who instinctually tries to take something that does not belong to them; usually attempted without asking permission and in a feverishly uncontrollable manner.
Scot: Look at all these chips I just won at the craps table!

Matt: (grabbing at the chips)

Scot: HEY! Get your biscuit hooks off my winnings!
by macstavern August 26, 2009
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Biscuit Moment

The precise moment when a player, usual on a first person shooter reaches for a biscuit to their side, thus momentarily leaving their controller and making themselves vulnerable to sniper fire. More predominantly known as the KitKat moment in the UK.
Biscuit Moment: Whilst playing Call Of Duty 4 online, Tim reached for the conveniently placed biscuits to his left only to find once returning that he had been shot in the head by a sniper.

Whilst targeting this guy online I was waiting for the all important KitKat moment before taking appropriate action.
by Gippon January 8, 2009
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whomp biscuit

Refridgerated, canned biscuits. After you peel a little bit of the label off, you whomp them on the countertop edge to pop the container open. Hence Whomp Biscuits.
Honey can you cook some whomp biscuits for breakfast? Sure! What brand?

Pillsbury makes the best whomp biscuits in the world.
by miltonbuck April 28, 2014
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Swamp biscuit

When going down on someone and you eat some of their flatulence. Must feel the air move across your lips for it to count.

Swamp biscuit with gravy: when you have a swamp biscuit that is accompanied by stool loose or formed
"Yo los, I was eating this girl out and she gave me a swamp biscuit."
Los says, "b, did it have gravy?"
B says "naw man no gravy this time maybe next sounds delicious!"
by The Oh So Easy June 8, 2015
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crap biscuit

crap biscuit is a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit biscuit when being overly vulgar and offensive is out of the question or is unwanted
oh crap biscuit i just lost my money to a pop machine

crap biscuit my dog ate my homework last night
by littlejimmie March 9, 2019
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narb biscuit

A Narb Biscuit is someone who exhibits character qualities in his or her own personal and private life which are indicative of someone who is a complete and absolute noob. So “Nooby” in fact, that they have graduated from being just a noob to being a Narb Biscuit.
Johnny thinks that Fortnite is actually a good video game. What a fucking Narb Biscuit.
by Roman1991 June 20, 2018
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