Beeriod

A man's time of the month. It occurs during the man's wife/girlfriend's period, when the man needs to constantly drink beer to cope with significant other's PMS.

Man 1: I'll have another pint of Pliny the Elder

Man 2: This is your fifth pint; don't you think you've had enough.

Man 1: Usually, but it's my wife's time of the month, so I'm on my Beeriod

Man 2: Oh shit! This one's on the house man!

by Fegelfatso April 13, 2014

Beeriod

When you spill beer on your crotch

Guy #1 (spills beer on his pants) Oh my god I just had my BEERIOD
Guy #2 ha ha pussy

by BEERPANTS December 15, 2010

befront

Everyone has a behind. But, befronts are reserved for those in the population who carry enough weight in their lower midsection that it looks like a butt in the front, hence the term befront. Befronts are also akin to F.U.P.A.'s. Befront is a less vulgar term than F.U.P.A. and can be used in the presence of children, the elderly, and with more refined company.

All of Helene's pants accentuate her befront.

by Scherill January 19, 2008

Beering

the act of replacing an ice pack with a cold beer can.

Oh he is beering his sore hipflexer

by *Cookie-Monster* February 9, 2010

befrazzle

Feeling freightfully tired to the point where you're in awe of just how much you really are tired.

"I'm feeling rather befrazzled, thanks for asking."
"I cannot believe how befrazzled I am tonight!"
"That yacht race was freightfully befrazzling!"

by Gerard Wills January 27, 2004

beeritated

To become irritated because of alcohol, or the lack of.

Ex1-
"So my brother said he couldn't buy us beer."
"Damnit."
"Hey, what is your problem?"
"I really wanted to get drunk tonight..."
"You sound beeritated."

or

Ex2-
"Man, I was so drunk last night."
"Yeah, you started a fight with Jim."
"Oh man, I must have been beeritated."

by 420toker69 January 28, 2009

Begfriend

Someone who's YOUR friend, but tries to befriend one of YOUR other friends (that he/she doesn't actually know by the way as they've only met each other a few times)

She tried to begfriend my other friend when they aint even "friends"

by MERMAIDSRULE August 31, 2018