coin operated beaver

A prostitute. Also an insulting reference to a cheap or whore-a-licious woman.

Aaron was so ugly that he had to use a coin operated beaver to get any.

by Capn’ Obvious August 2, 2008

beaver dam

The feminine version of cock block; i.e. a girl who stands in the way of another girl who wants to talk to or meet a guy. Can be used as a noun or verb.

Who is that beaver dam?
She totally beaver dammed me!

by Jennifer December 25, 2004

Line beaver

A person (or persons) who disrupts the natural flow of a lineup or queue, much like Canada’s finest five-cent-piece-gracing animal would a stream. The line beaver will rear its ugly head at the least opportune time … like when you’re in a lineup. As the line beaver reaches the cashier, his or her natural instincts kick in and the dam begins to take shape. Characteristics of line-beaverism include, but are not limited to, scrounging for exact change, requesting price checks, coupon sorting, and asking long-winded questions that would be better directed to the customer service desk.

“Hey, let’s jump in the Express lineup—it’s only five people deep… oh wait a sec, (together) LINE BEAVER!

by Cloudsley Hoodspith May 30, 2009

beaver patrol

Horny dudes on the look out for unsuspecting young beavers.

Excuse me maam,We are the beaver patrol checking beavers!Please comply.

by TokerX August 27, 2003

turbo beaver

The condition that affects women at the beginning of p.m.s. before they turn into a bitch and such need to have huge amounts of sex.

"Ted, my vagina is throbbing so hard cause I'm about menstruate and I'm about to turn into a devil-bitch... Cum and get it while you can!"

"Whoa, you are riding me way too hard. You are thrashing around on me like you have turbo beaver!"

by eolivine January 16, 2010

Beavis and Butthead

Funniest show ever aired on MTV. their ratings were killed when those corporate fuckers took it of the air. they still show reruns on MTV.

I need tp for my bunghole.

by countrygirl January 1, 2005

Beavis and Butthead

An awesome show and movie

Pilot: AHH! GET THE HELL OUT OF THE COCKPIT!!!
Butthead: huh-huh u said..
Pilot: GET OUT!!

here is another


Beavis: Hey butthead. this book totally kicks ass, this one dude puts a leaf on this chicks schwong
Butthead: huh-huh cool

by Beavis and butthead fat June 10, 2003