beatass

shitty, beat up, fucked, crappy

Get Yo' beatass car out my garage fo' I kick yo' ass

by Alex Nason July 29, 2008

Monkey Beats

Music that typically black people listen to

Sounds like it's from the Jungle of Africa

Simliar if not the same as Jungle Beats

Whoa.. those crazy black guys are listening to Monkey Beats!

by TroyG September 24, 2006

beatsauce

a homely individual; a step up the ladder from beat; a physically unattractive person

That girl with the orange tan, caked on makeup, and poof is total beatsauce.

by AnRam February 21, 2010

Beasaur

Beasaur resulted from the amalgamation of the Pokémon character "Bulbasaur" and the name "Beatrice."

It is used to describe someone who is adorable and fun like the Pokémon, as well as angelic and pure like Beatrice, the character from Dante's Inferno.

Yup...she's a real Beasaur

by (?_?) December 20, 2010

beastacity

the scientific measurement of beastassness

Gregory has a beastacity unlike any other; rounding off the beastassness scale around 100ks/second

("ks" is the measurement, kiloswag, approximate measurement of swagger)

by Master Stackz September 30, 2011

beats for the sheets

Music that a couple put on before having sex.

I'm gonna put on some beats for the sheets, so when my girl gets home, we can get down. sexy music, r and b music, slow motion for me music, music to get down, sex, music

by joecoolthefool February 23, 2015

batsard

A mispelling of the word Bastard. Most commonly known for being used in the webcomic Tails Gets Trolled by the character Shadow.

tails lead me to them batsards
-Shadow the Hedgehog

by cl4ud3 January 7, 2022