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Beasturd 

A beasturd is the feces of an animal.
I was out in the jungle yesterday and stepped in a large pile of beasturd.
Beasturd by BrownManJuices April 4, 2011

Beasturbation 

To masturbate with beast-like force. The act of extreme self-pleasure, sometimes involving painful sensations. It comes from the root of Beastiality, but it should not be confused with beastiality because this type of self-pleasure does not involve an animal. It only involves the animal-like force to pleasure ones self.
"As a single man, when I feel extra horny, I participated in beasturbation while watching The Office."

"Pam engaged in beasturbation so intensely using a guitar that it became out of tune for 2 years."
Beasturbation by coolpeople9809 August 31, 2011
its my last name
basauri
basauri by Antonio101 June 5, 2019

beasurintintationalitioranilitorablitzandorobnamaldansdwersdelariblyandricklyandrotisitanyrobytuoliblostytitinforobomosilicycanopopondrecandsferplasneyuojanitisition 

I created this word so it would spam your mug and/or neck gaiter and/or t-shirt and make you Big Mad.
"aww, my mug is too long because of the word beasurintintationalitioranilitorablitzandorobnamaldansdwersdelariblyandricklyandrotisitanyrobytuoliblostytitinforobomosilicycanopopondrecandsferplasneyuojanitisition! I am Big Mad!!!"

beasturd 

Beasturd is a word associated with animal poop.
1) I went walking in the park the other day and noticed a pile of beasturd on the pavement.

2) My dog made a beasturd on my homework assignment.

3) I went hiking in the forest yesterday and stepped in a large mound of beasturd.

4) Why do monkeys smell their own beasturd?
beasturd by Ronald Wales April 5, 2011
I like lil nas x, he is in the hit game beasar developed by space ape
beasar by Collfscec August 25, 2023
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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