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Beasturd
Beasturd by BrownManJuices April 4, 2011
Beasturbation
To masturbate with beast-like force. The act of extreme self-pleasure, sometimes involving painful sensations. It comes from the root of Beastiality, but it should not be confused with beastiality because this type of self-pleasure does not involve an animal. It only involves the animal-like force to pleasure ones self.
"As a single man, when I feel extra horny, I participated in beasturbation while watching The Office."
"Pam engaged in beasturbation so intensely using a guitar that it became out of tune for 2 years."
"Pam engaged in beasturbation so intensely using a guitar that it became out of tune for 2 years."
Beasturbation by coolpeople9809 August 31, 2011
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I created this word so it would spam your mug and/or neck gaiter and/or t-shirt and make you Big Mad.
"aww, my mug is too long because of the word beasurintintationalitioranilitorablitzandorobnamaldansdwersdelariblyandricklyandrotisitanyrobytuoliblostytitinforobomosilicycanopopondrecandsferplasneyuojanitisition! I am Big Mad!!!"
beasturd
1) I went walking in the park the other day and noticed a pile of beasturd on the pavement.
2) My dog made a beasturd on my homework assignment.
3) I went hiking in the forest yesterday and stepped in a large mound of beasturd.
4) Why do monkeys smell their own beasturd?
2) My dog made a beasturd on my homework assignment.
3) I went hiking in the forest yesterday and stepped in a large mound of beasturd.
4) Why do monkeys smell their own beasturd?
beasturd by Ronald Wales April 5, 2011
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