batisfaction

You wrap a bat round your schlong and achieve 'batisfaction!'

Man that bat wank gave me some good batisfaction!

I nearly battered myself to death giving myself a bat wank trying to get some satisfaction.

by butter fingers November 18, 2014

bathing the bone

is anytime a girl gets a guy's penis wet with some of her fluids or yet another way of having sex

Alexie knew that buying Sofia flowers would be another step towards her bathing the bone.

by von groovy September 15, 2017

batid

you were on tiktok and you did the sport animal thing where u do the first letter of ur eye color etc.

first letter of your eye color - b

second letter of your name -a
third letter of your birth month - t
fourth letter of your favorite drink -i

first letter of your favorite pet -d

batid is your sport animal because it spells out it

by anonymous December 30, 2020

Bathindu

One of the coldest mother fuckers out there. He has perfected the balance of being a straight up genius yet still being cold af.

Akash: Do u know Bathindu

Eric: The tall brown dude who is alright looking, crazy smart, great music taste and is a god on the basketball court?
Akash: yeah him, hows he doing?
Eric: he’s chasing the bag, not a bitch.

by BTNLOCO January 1, 2021

bataineh

Hot, really hot. Don’t mess with the Bataineh’s ok? Ok :)

“UGH LOOK AT THIS BATAINEH SO HOT AHHH BUT SCARY THEY GET THE SANDAL

by Djidid May 24, 2021

batikhäxor

Swedish slang, derogatory; singular: batikhäxa; English: batik witch; unattractive older female advocate for political correctness, multiculturalism, and feminism. Often seeking sex or love from younger male migrants or refugees. Preferably with the government paying the expenses of her love interest.

She's 57, he's 19. Batikhäxor got all the luck. ...sort of.

by Theodore M June 24, 2021

batian

A common name amongst expat homosexuals who colonise various parts of Africa. It is a common feature for Batian’s to have genitals that resemble that of a forest shrew. The origin of the name comes from a Congolese Pygmy tribe, renowned for their short stature, and equally short penises. The name roughly translates as “flat headed one”.

“Get away from me Batian”

by Charles dickends November 21, 2021