Bald spots

A BIG ASS patch of hair missing from someones head. Old people usually have these. People aren`t meant to be BALD!!!!!!

Young person: "Yo..did you see the BIG ASS BALD SPOT on that old granny?! Man that granny FUGLY!!!!"
Old person: "Would`ya pipe down sunny.. your`e enterupting my picnic"

by Stephanie Soquet January 31, 2004

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Bald Eager

The act of shaving your genitalia in the anticipation of having a sexual encounter for a sexual encounter that never comes to fruition.

"I shaved for her and all we did was makeout! Total bald eager"

by PeezyWeezy April 22, 2021

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bald steve

Used to describe a ball sack with no pubes. Naturally no hair or shaven.

"Did you see James' junk when Ben pulled his pants down?"

"Yeh haha he's got a Bald Steve"

by Qmwnebrvtcyxizoapsldkfjgh November 16, 2016

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bald peach

your mom lol

dude you have a bald peach.

by 劣等生だ January 25, 2019

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Olivia is a person you know who goes by the name, Olivia. They are referred to as "Bald Olivia," if they are being an idiot, ballsack, or numpty. The bald in "Bald Olivia refers to not hair loss but something or someone being stupid, an example of bald is "OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO BALD HOW DID YOU MISS THAT SHOT."

"Olivia your such a BALD OLIVIA, why did you think having kids with a turtle was a good idea."

by Warlord Alfonzo June 30, 2021

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bald monkeying

When your talking to a guy with a buzzcut and looks like a bald monkey wearing glasses and they keep on flirting with you for three months and you tell them you have feelings for them then they reject you because he's talking to someone else but he only talks to you and you go back to being best girl and guy friends than he keeps on flirting with you

Yeah jake is bald monkeying with me so i might just block him on snap

by emilyisveryhot June 4, 2023

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