baff

shortened version of baffoon, generally used between friends as a mild insult. coined and used mainly in north canterbury, new zealand although not yet a mainstream word.

jake- lasagne topping is mainly cheese ae?
dan- of course it is you baff, try reading a fucking recipe book

dan- walks into door
jake- baff!

by smeggybaff August 15, 2012

BAFBA

Well if somebody gets 3 FU Awards on Metal-Sludge.com, they are then eligible for a BAFBA. Pronounced BAF-BA. It means "Beyond A Fucking Bitch Award." It simply means, the winner is BEYOND A FUCKING BITCH. The upper Escalon of bitchdom.

Sebastian Bach was the first to recieve the BAFBA award.

by Devin March 21, 2004

bafune

Someone that's an idiot or people see them as stupid

Do i look like a bafune to you ?

by Amanda lopez June 26, 2009

bafn

Black as fuck nigga. A big mammoth of a black cunt who more than likely has a 9+ inch vagina miner that will leave any pussy in its trail as a grand canyon looking, gaping axe wound.

"ohhhh check out that bafn I wouldn't fuck with him" - johnny
"Mate he would leave your mum's pussy looking like a punched lasagna" - damo

by straightGoy May 17, 2016

baff

Murdoc's favorite thing and a meme

Murdoc:THE BAFF!!

by Stuart / 2D June 22, 2018

BAFF

BAFF = Bare Ass Face Fart
The worst possible fart, only thing that can make this worse is if you "shart" along with it.

Last night when we had our huge party, Timmer passed out early, so I gave him a BAFF.

by Herf69 May 28, 2008

Baffed

To walk around not knowing what the fuck your doing, also to be easily confused, usually associated with a low I.Q rating.

A random baffed person called (for example) Les: 'Harvard is the Yale of England'

Non-baffed person: Les .. your baffed.

by jizzjazzjoes October 27, 2012