The definition Blitzed in Urban Slang means One Night Stand. Or a string of quick hot and heavy sexual relations.
So.. you know how I told you about Kimani and I was supposed to be chilling yesterday. Not gonna lie I blitzed bro. Super valid.
by Money Mitch The Rich June 9, 2021
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by Kontime June 14, 2017
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by Gossip Gary November 29, 2021
Get the Blitz mug.A typical retard who drinks about 100 cups of coffee a day and moans at fat kids on a video game. Tends to prey on little children like wbuh.
by Tractor Party April 18, 2019
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Get the Nano Blitz mug.song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.
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by gnostic3 March 2, 2022
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