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Blitzed

The definition Blitzed in Urban Slang means One Night Stand. Or a string of quick hot and heavy sexual relations.
So.. you know how I told you about Kimani and I was supposed to be chilling yesterday. Not gonna lie I blitzed bro. Super valid.
by Money Mitch The Rich June 9, 2021
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Chocolate Blitz

I wasn't expecting to be Chocolate Blitzed last night.
by Kontime June 14, 2017
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Chocolate Blitz

by Kontime June 14, 2017
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Blitz

Sean fucked a tranny in the blitz and it felt great
by Gossip Gary November 29, 2021
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Blitz

A typical retard who drinks about 100 cups of coffee a day and moans at fat kids on a video game. Tends to prey on little children like wbuh.
by Tractor Party April 18, 2019
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Nano Blitz

“Nano Blitz” is fast blitz that helps you get to the quarterback almost instantly.
“He kept running a nano blitz on offense, I could barely get the ball off before getting tackled.”
by ZFree June 23, 2025
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Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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PlayPutin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.
by gnostic3 March 2, 2022
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