kid-blocked 

When you're not getting laid because your kids are around.

Henry: Me and the wife thought Ashley was sleep for the night but just as I was about to get some for the first time in weeks...she walks in, wanting some water.

Henry's friend: Tough luck on getting kid-blocked!

kid-blocked by MAMA GOOSE 1 July 28, 2017

Talked 'n Blocked  

When finding an old foe on Facebook and sending them an insulting email and then quickly blocking them so as to avoid any retaliation on their part. So you get to talk and then block. Talk 'n Block, Facebook style yo!

I found this douche bag I never liked on Facebook and Talked 'n Blocked his ass! YEAH!!

Talked 'n Blocked by JoeKM1978 February 23, 2008

pantie blocked 

before coytus, a man or a woman prevents a woman from getting laid whether it be intentionally or unintentionally

OMG, her best friend won't leave. She totally pantie blocked me

pantie blocked by BIG12594 February 20, 2011

Cock blocked 

When a total dick of a president is rejected by a federal judge for his ridiculous executive orders over and over again.

"Mr Trump.... Your travel ban has been blocked... You cock! ". Damn, you've been cock blocked!

Cock blocked by Findamonium March 16, 2017

cock blocked 

Preventing some unsuspecting moron from getting laid one night, or possible ever.

A kid walking with some chick in a parking lot gets soda thrown all over him by people driving by in a car. Therefore, he isn't getting any of that pussy that night. Or ever.

cock blocked by Big Boss March 19, 2005

cock blocked 

when you're talking up a bitch and a male friend of hers or yours comes into the conversation.

I was just about to close the deal with her and some Dick comes over and cock blocked me.

cock blocked by Joe Bru October 18, 2006

Thumb Blocked 

When you stroke your thumb on your handheld touch device but it doesn't register because you are wearing gloves.

Why isn't my iPhone working! I can't believe I spent all this money on this piece of junk! Screw you Apple!

Dude you're thumb blocked. Take off your gloves dumba$$.

Thumb Blocked by Kt-Mack February 13, 2010