anal blast

Homo energy drink commercial and parody of powerthirst energy drink

sound the alarm you're going to feel UNCOMFORTABLY GAY!
anal blast is for men who need gratuitous amounts of gayness

by oompaloompa11 May 14, 2008

Blants

From the BBC Television series of "Look Around You"

Bless you ants. Blants.

by speedwell81 April 16, 2005

Bayou Blast

To finger a girl after eating crawfish.

I forgot I ate some really good mud bugs and later that night I fingered my girlfriend. She was so bayou blasted. Oops! It wasn't necessarily a happy ending for her.

by TeaDub May 2, 2014

Mega Cum Blast

A Mega Cum Blast is a rare technique used by alpha males to eliminate threats in close distance combat. Depending on the user a Mega Cum Blast can achieve the power of a BFG (50 caliber sniper rifle). A Mega Cum Blast has the power to eliminate any Fortnite player in milliseconds.

"Hey dude what's up"
"Just playing Fortnite"
"Mega Cum Blast!!!"

by FortniteTookMyKids69420 November 20, 2019

colon blast

a loud and obnoxious fart. sometimes described as one that "ripped a second asshole". very painful and displeasurable to both the farter and those standing around him.

Damn dude, was that a bomb? Nope, Bruce just had another colon blast. Is his asshole okay?

by reed April 27, 2004

street blast

To pleasure a girl with one's fingers while in a public venue, usually with multiple witnesses

Pete loves to street blast so much that he did it to a random girl in NYC

by proudfather February 4, 2009

Gotta blast!

Escaping an awkward, dangerous, or risky situation.

That's Abigail Nigweeth, my ex. Gotta Blast!

by aflockof700pintobeans October 3, 2016