BJ SZN

When hockey starts and the Columbus Blue Jackets (cBJ) season starts- coined by the CBJ Artillery

It’s November, which means it’s BJ SZN!

by Kjs November 20, 2019

bj nozzle

Male ejaculation upwards into a partner's nostril

Oh man, that bj nozzle really cleared my sinuses.
Those nostrils are flaring for a bj nozzling.

by DaNozzlah November 16, 2013

P&BJ

The act of receiving Pussy (P) and a Blow Job (BJ)

Guy 1: Bro I’m going over to stacy’s house to have sex and get my dick sucked
Guy 2: Ah, The old P&BJ
Guy 1: Exactly

by Max_Power13731 May 26, 2020

bj snack

The edible reward after giving somebody a bj

I cant wait till i pick somebody up in the club give then a nice bj and I'll have my well deserved bj snack

by BiLadGagging4it January 20, 2016

bj mobile

Getting a blow job while driving a vehicle. The partner leans over and gives the blow job from the passanger seat.

Oh man, Lacey gave me the best bj mobile last night.

by Dukes2014 April 18, 2014

Uncle BJ

A blowjob a man gets from his female patner when menstruation prevents the couple from having vaginal sex. Uncle BJ is often a man's only available option for sex from his wife or girlfriend when Aunt Flo comes to visit.

Wife: "You'd better forget about tonight, honey. Aunt Flo's coming for a visit."

Husband: "Well, I hope she brought Uncle BJ with her!"

by trxstr January 1, 2010

Blinded by the BJ

When a friend of yours eagerly brags about how some girl he's talking to agrees to blow him. Curious you ask to see what she looks like, and to your horror she's the most ugliest bitch you've ever seen. Despite your attempts to convince him she's ugly, he insists shes pretty hot. Later when he meets up to get blowed, he soon finds out you were right all along, and she is an ugly piece of shit. He was blinded by the BJ.

Your friend: Yo dude this chick I'm talking to said shed blow me man!

You: Oh nice man lemme she what she looks like!

You: ....ah what the fuck dude she's straight up ugly!

Your friend: Nah man Shes hot...you trippin!

You: alright.. Whatever you say...

Later

Your friend: dude! Why didn't you tell me that chick was

fucking disgusting!?

You: I tried to, but you were blinded by the BJ!

by RyGuyW September 23, 2011