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biscuit cutters

pants or shorts that fit so close to the sac that it makes your sac look like a cut biscuit.
by mycatsnameismittens1234567890 February 4, 2006
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Biscuit Jack

bis•cuit jack (biskit jak)
n. pl. bis•cuit jacks

A Biscuit Jack is anyone who makes a fictitious boast with the attempt to make themselves look better. A Biscuit Jack is someone who frequently tries to "one-up" someone else's story with one of their own in an attempt to capture attention. Biscuit Jacks are idiots or fools who are prone to doing dumb things.

1. Slang. A foolish or stupid person who attempts to raise their self worth through boasting far-fetched stories and accomplishments.

2. Slang. A habitual bullshitter.

3. Abbr. BJ. A Biscuit Jack. Someone who possesses Biscuit Jack-like traits and/or qualities.
Tom is such a Biscuit Jack. He said he scored with four girls last night and it turns out he was home doing chores for his folks.

That Biscuit Jack put his car in drive instead of reverse and smashed through his garage door!
by Toby V. November 8, 2008
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Biscuit Bumper

I think Shaun's sister is a biscuit bumper.
by DanejerBoozell October 13, 2017
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Biscuit Gnome

An orgy involving lesbians, biscuits and some form of marine life (preferably sea horses), while a gay midget watches.
"Dude, last night i had a biscuit gnome!"
by gytu423 August 13, 2009
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biscuit belly

The phenomenon when a girl with a bit of pudge on her stomach wears tight pants but a top that shows her midriff, causing her belly fat to spill over the edge of her pants. Much like the way that biscuit dough oozes out of the container. Also known as muffin belly. See biscuit hips.
She's got a bit of a biscuit belly, I'd hit it after 3 beers.
by Duncan September 8, 2004
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Biscuit Whiskers

Particles that appear on a man's moustache when he has given oral to a woman with a yeast infection.
Hey John, it appears that you have biscuit whiskers. You must have been wolfing that homeless woman's pussy again.
by FilthyNasty January 10, 2008
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Biscuit Snatcher

One who goes out looking for a piece of ass but usually comes home with nothing because they have a much better looking friend who steals the woman they wanted to bang.
Todd is such a Biscuit Snatcher I can't stand it. Every time we go to the bar and I want to hook up with a hot chick he cock blocks me and takes her home. What a dick.
by SassyJax01 September 28, 2011
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