Alternative phrasing for "Happy Birthday". Used also on social media when wishing someone a happy birthday, and don't want to be the person who writes"Happy Birthday" as it has already been left in the comments two or more times.
by Leprechauncle December 20, 2019
Get the Haps birth yomug. I was laughing so hard at the gym, I birthed my tampon and it fell right out of my shorts onto a yoga mat.
by spinservegin September 23, 2011
Get the birthed my tamponmug. refers to having a baby to get a check from baby's father. Affects men with money: ballers, dope boys, ball players, rappers, actors and regular businessmen.
Becky let Leroy hit raw dog for a half of stack she was trying to give birth to a check. That's some hood shit.She knew he was on that hen dog.
by bert2 August 9, 2006
Get the give birth to a checkmug. Mexicans, by way of being Catholic, are not allowed to use birth control methods.
Instead, their birth control consists of pulling out before the point of conception.
See example.
Instead, their birth control consists of pulling out before the point of conception.
See example.
Guy: Oh shit, we can't hook up I don't have a condom
Girl: We can just use Mexican birth control
Guy: Fuck yea, thanks Mexico
Girl: We can just use Mexican birth control
Guy: Fuck yea, thanks Mexico
by kyleatx December 13, 2010
Get the Mexican birth controlmug. To give birth to a nigger is an euphemism for taking a shit. Not sure where it comes from but out of all the euphemisms, it is perhaps the one that is the most true to the original statement.
by Lee Ji Hoon August 3, 2007
Get the give birth to a niggermug. to have a bowel movement, to defecate
by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2009
Get the give birth to a politicianmug. A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.
A birth control causality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant.
Poor things.
A birth control causality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant.
Poor things.
Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and her boobs seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Causality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.
by twistedbabydoll September 22, 2007
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