Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate

Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.

by Chris Mitchell May 27, 2003

besties

Short for "best friends".

Me and Jill are totes besties.

by TheGobbler October 19, 2004

Boy bestie

A guy that can be there for u and be ur bestie at the same time. A gut that it dont matter if u need a kiss he is there a hug he is there, a person to talk to he is there. You could even mess around with eachother but that is more friend with benefit but u couldd make it a bestie thing. Having a boy vestie is awesome. A guy u can tell ur secrets to.

Girl 1- "is that ur boyfriend"
Me- "no he is my motha#### boy bestie!!!

by Kariiqueen100 July 31, 2018

bestie

Two people who are more than best friends that are obviously meant to be together.

Girl 1: Bill and Jill are totally made for eachother but they only think of eachother as a bestie.
Girl 2. I know right! They should totally go out

by lucky#13 September 15, 2010

turkey basting whore

a chic that is trying to get pregnant but doesnt tell the guy shes sleeping with

"What a turkey basting whore"

by tricia November 23, 2004

beating off

Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature

Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)

by andy1 May 24, 2005

beastie

1) (v.) To act crazy, outlandish, outrageous, stupid or retarded.

2) (adj.) Of or having the quality or flavor of the Beastie Boys lyrics, humor, or style (i.e. having sarcastic or biting humor, a flippant attitude, use of obscure cultural references, quoting or wearing kitschy and outlandish phrases or styles).

Yo, dawg, dem lyrics is Beastie, yo!

Derek got all beastie and saved his head like MCA.

Qwame gets all beastie when he drinks Brass Monkey 'cuz he gets retarded and up peoples faces.

by Tenacious Faulker March 30, 2009