Rachel won’t let me hit the ass for a while. She’s got too many pork berries that need to shrink.
My boyfriend has pork berries. I think he’s fucking around.
That prostitute has some of the biggest pork berries I’ve ever seen. She says they don’t hurt but she squeals like a pig when you pound her brown.
My boyfriend has pork berries. I think he’s fucking around.
That prostitute has some of the biggest pork berries I’ve ever seen. She says they don’t hurt but she squeals like a pig when you pound her brown.
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2018
When you obtain dingleberries on the uppermost part of ones buttcrack and lowermost part of ones back.
by !666SATAN666! March 01, 2011
Goes to JMU, blonde, blue eyed, plays softball. Her life began several years ago on a cold rainy day, when she fell out of her mom during her time working as a professional lobster enthusiast. Everyday she worked harder and harder to I can’t even think of what to type. I have so many mean and awful things I want to say. Oh well guess I’ll just talk about myself. Right now I’m in Preston and Tadhg’s room, and they’re reading Urban Dictionary. Tadhg has gorgeous, stunning, winter fire blue eyes that are so beautiful I could just drop my pants on the spot. Can I put emojis in this? 😛😛😛 Guess we’ll find out. I’m scared they won’t find this funny cause it’s not very funny. But if I wanna be funny I gotta ruin her life, and I’m not that bad of a person. Urban dictionary defined me as “man meat”, and I can live with that. Preston’s playing some stupid “mobile game 🤓 “ right now and not even writing his own definition. 私はディックが大好き Who else can I bring into this. Wait everyone stop reading and look at me. How do I look? God this is getting stupid. I’m scared. I need to go watch Wednesday.
by zazzyjazzicle January 23, 2023
To enjoy a large quantity of Swedish Berries with someone close to you.
Often throwing or catching them with your mouth.
Leads to a feeling of personal hate after for having so much sugar. Then reminding yourself that berries can possibly be bad, they're a fruit
Often throwing or catching them with your mouth.
Leads to a feeling of personal hate after for having so much sugar. Then reminding yourself that berries can possibly be bad, they're a fruit
Greg: I got some Swedish berries :O
Christina: Arn't those bad for my diet?
Greg: Of course not, how can fruit be bad for you?
Christina: I love how your mind works
Greg: "lets get Swedish Berried"
Christina: Arn't those bad for my diet?
Greg: Of course not, how can fruit be bad for you?
Christina: I love how your mind works
Greg: "lets get Swedish Berried"
by Gmoney1393 November 30, 2011
Her berry wool was riddled with knots.
She reached around to her anus in the shower and started plucking the dingleberries from her berry wool.
She reached around to her anus in the shower and started plucking the dingleberries from her berry wool.
by Eaton Holgoode November 29, 2018
Mr berry is bad
by crap in my pants September 23, 2020
Dried/Crusted remnants of semen found stuck to public hair. Spoogle berries can cause discomfort if stuck to multiple hairs.
It took atleast 10 minutes to wash the spoogle berries off my chode this morning.
My girlfriend said her minge looked like a spoogle berry bush when she woke up.
My girlfriend said her minge looked like a spoogle berry bush when she woke up.
by nemajnsf July 13, 2009