bessie french

The act of vigorously eating out a cows arsehole and then making out with one's significant other then proceeding to tell them what you have done.

Bob:hmmmm...which one ah. she looks nice and old.
*munch*
*slop*
*MOOOOOOOO*

~later that evening~

Linda:OH god that tastes like...GOD DAMMIT BOB,Bessie French AGAIN!!!

by Cattlin December 30, 2007

bedside manner

Refers to how well the doctor or nurse interacts with a reclining patient and makes him feel comfortable, reassured, and welcome at the hospital.

Extra points on a doctor/nurse's bedside manner if he/she is willing to actually climb in bed with the patient for a little while to soothe him and keep him company... snuggles/massages are usually expected; sex is optional but often gladly welcomed by the patient, who likely will then recommend the hospital to his friends for anytime they feel a need for "medical attention" themselves... a great way to keep the hospital-beds filled!! This "cuddles in exchange for praising the hospital" deal is a similar idea to a waiter/waitress's providing exemplary service to a diner-patron in hopes that said patron will give the staffperson a generous tip.

by QuacksO May 3, 2018

betsi

a person who gets totally wasted usually a lightweight. A Betsi will pass out and will make everybody worried.

dude: fuck what happened to her.
Dude 2: she drank more then she can handle...
Dude: how much did she drink?
Dude 2: 1 shot
Dude: shit its a betsi

by Frisco Moreno July 31, 2011

Bepis

An old spirit to be summoned by 4 friends and a few cards from a card game

Do you guys want to play cards tonight? "Yeah but be careful of the Bepis"

by Bubblebutdonaldduck February 9, 2019

besim

The slime commonly found inside one's butthole.

Bes: Damn cuz, I have a raging case of besim in my ass
Jim: No one fuckin asked

by Klob69420 October 5, 2020

blepsing the trickery

playing a joke, fooling some one or doing the oposite to what you said you were going to do.

harry: hey baz where we going
barry: to play foot ball follow me

harry follows but barry indicates and turns but goes back and doesnt turn the corner.

harry: mans blepsing the trickery
barry: yes i just blepsed the trickery

by robmiester May 13, 2006

Bedside manner

The ability to evoke feelings of sexual desire, with the grace of stripper

“ He smiled at her playful bedside manner as she flung her panties across the room.”

by The architect of fun June 14, 2018