Battery Lap

An entrance ceremony where the new inductees to a team, frat, or school must run a lap around a track whilst being pelted by batteries by upperclassmen
I just bought a pack of D batteries for Sigma Chis battery lap
by Every kid in RI April 30, 2020
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Battery-fuck

A battery-fuck is when the battery on a device dies on you.
A battery-fuck happened on my Chromebook when I tried doing my classwork.
by ChickenChocker69 November 02, 2024
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Battery Dropping

1. To do acid
2. To actually clean your car battery by dropping it.
1. "So many colors, man, I shouldn't be driving after I dropped so much battery a couple minutes ago."

2. "You're running out of charge on your battery? You should drop it using the Battery Dropping method."
by Chemclasshero February 21, 2012
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battery acid kink

when you feel a little riled up by some battery acid
“i like to chug battery acid during sex”
“that’s kinky
“yeah i have a battery acid kink”
by iminfrenchclass March 03, 2021
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Droppin Batteries

When you're holding Batteries and you drop them.
It is frowned upon in most cultures.
Girl 1: Holy shit! Dante is droppin Batteries!!
Girl 2: Fuck! That is so frowned upon.
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Selective Battery Amnesia

A problem that persists with the "System Management Bus," in a particular sector of the "Smart Battery System" that happens when a battery is over-charged or charged before being completely empty on countless events.

The effects of SBA are misreadings of battery life and malfunction of software of which work with the battery.

This problem persists in most battery chips found in portable electronics and can be fixed by draining the battery through one extended use before doing a full charge.
"Man, my computer says my battery is low, but I just charged it!" "Don't worry! it's Selective Battery Amnesia, just let the battery run down and it will fix itself!"
by LextheYeti September 02, 2011
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atomic battery

A battery that uses the decay of radioactive isotopes in relatively slow amounts that can last to centuries, this is commonly used for 24/7 operating machines that do not need power maintenance.
The voyager 1 uses an atomic battery so it can send back information to earth centuries after launch.
by 1m1m0 September 27, 2022
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