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Batteries Plus

s an American retail chain of 600+ franchise outlets2 founded in 1988 that sells and recycles345 batteries of varying size and voltage that provide power to operate consumer electronics, watches, cell phones, digital cameras, automobiles and other devices that require DC power.6 The stores also stock and/or customize out of production batteries for obsolete appliances and antique cars
Batteries Plus to replace long-closed Taco Bell in Nashua. Nashua Telegraph. 30 August 2013.
by SPrice1980 October 5, 2023
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Sexual Assault/Battery

Hym "If someone commits an act of sexual assault/battery by, oh I don't know, putting their dick on your shoulder, you should press charges against them immediately. That's LITERALLY sexual battery. Press charges and have them imprisoned so that their 2nd amendment rights are taken away FOREVER. And, if it's in the workplace, sue them and take their money IN ADDITION TO pressing charges criminally for the blatant act of sexual battery against you. Felons don't deserve 2nd amendment rights. And I'm committed to ensuring that their second amendment rights are taken from them. If you have been sexually battered... Go to the police. The statue of limitations is up to 10 YEARS. So, if a know sexual batterer, hasn't been imprisoned for secual battery yet. You can do that now. He committed a crime against you and you deserve justice."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
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Baghdad battery

When one partner lays on the floor while the other partner squats over their head. As they take their stance, the "bottom" partner then tases the "top" partner right in the butthole.
While the power was off last night, we decided to lighten the mood with a good 'ol fashion Baghdad battery!
by NoMoreShabuShabu May 13, 2023
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The Battery Conservation Paradox

The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.
As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?
by Senormeowington October 14, 2011
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AAA battery

A person who is Asexual, Aromantic and Autistic
They call me an AAA battery cause i'm Asexual, Aromantic and Autistic
by starrs_above November 29, 2023
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Battery-fuck

A battery-fuck is when the battery on a device dies on you.
A battery-fuck happened on my Chromebook when I tried doing my classwork.
by ChickenChocker69 November 1, 2024
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battery

a smol object that runs on electricity that sacrifices its battery life to power yuor shet
it has a short life and drinks iJuice to replenish is energy
my battery died in 20 mins
by UKball January 5, 2019
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