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Selective Battery Amnesia

A problem that persists with the "System Management Bus," in a particular sector of the "Smart Battery System" that happens when a battery is over-charged or charged before being completely empty on countless events.

The effects of SBA are misreadings of battery life and malfunction of software of which work with the battery.

This problem persists in most battery chips found in portable electronics and can be fixed by draining the battery through one extended use before doing a full charge.
"Man, my computer says my battery is low, but I just charged it!" "Don't worry! it's Selective Battery Amnesia, just let the battery run down and it will fix itself!"
by LextheYeti September 4, 2011
mugGet the Selective Battery Amnesiamug.

battery acid

Hey tom, have you tried the battery acid yet?
by candle wax consumer February 3, 2025
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Battery Pack

A person or people who give energy, focus, good vibes, or life to another person’s goals and dreams; to put a battery in somebody’s back.
Artist: TJ put a battery in my back on this one!
Producer: Aye homes a real battery pack.
by BPMillionaire June 23, 2021
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shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit
jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"
by grpo January 30, 2025
mugGet the shit im gonna run out of batterymug.

atomic battery

A battery that uses the decay of radioactive isotopes in relatively slow amounts that can last to centuries, this is commonly used for 24/7 operating machines that do not need power maintenance.
The voyager 1 uses an atomic battery so it can send back information to earth centuries after launch.
by 1m1m0 September 26, 2022
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Battery fuck twat

A girl who runs out of energy during sex so she fingers herself with a battery to charge up her pussy.
Omg I think I have a bad case of battery fuck twat
by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy January 19, 2021
mugGet the Battery fuck twatmug.

Battery Juice

"Battery Juice" refers to semen.
"Dude, last night a chick totally swallowed my battery juice"
"Keep on sucking until i shoot my battery juice in your mouth"
by KingBustANutIV March 8, 2017
mugGet the Battery Juicemug.

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