After coming home from Dairy Queen, your friend, relative, or significant other puts their DQ Blizzard in the freezer for later. You pull a fast one and ejaculate into their Blizzard mix it around and put it back.
Jillian: Charlie, I'll be right back, I have to pick up my mother at the airport. Can you take care of the dogs and please don't eat my Dairy Queen!
Charlie: Yeah no problem.(Takes out phone to call Frank)
Frank: Whats up?
Charlie: Baby Batter Blizzard.
Frank: I love you.
Charlie: Yeah no problem.(Takes out phone to call Frank)
Frank: Whats up?
Charlie: Baby Batter Blizzard.
Frank: I love you.
by SchlongJohnSilvers December 23, 2012
When one uses a frozen burrito to forcefully penetrate another in the orifice of choice with the sole intention of raising the internal temperature of the burrito to an edible level.
by afternoondelight77 July 19, 2011
by Burritowagon May 11, 2010
A theory of multiple victimization using the "cycle of violence" and learned helplessness to explain the development of a psychological problem in women who are repeatedly abused by their husbands.
The person becomes depressed and unable to take any independent action that would allow him or her to escape the abuse.
The person becomes depressed and unable to take any independent action that would allow him or her to escape the abuse.
I think he's suffering from Battered Wife Syndrome. He is a timid person, unable to think for himself and is tentative about making any decision for fear of being verbally or physically attacked.
by Joe from the OC March 03, 2011
Refers to the origin of Baby Batter.
Usually, if not always, it is the testicles, where the process of meiosis takes place to create the life giving Baby Batter that is needed to successfully procreate.
Usually, if not always, it is the testicles, where the process of meiosis takes place to create the life giving Baby Batter that is needed to successfully procreate.
Baby Batter CEO: Ayo, most of yall will be disposed of into tissues, condoms, socks and buttholes, but in this Baby Batter Factory, we serve one purpose. To complete a most fantastic and climactic **NUT**.
by ßoonish June 15, 2021
When a man's load is deposited into his hand and then he proceeds to slap another in the face with that hand, producing a splatter effect.
Middle school wrestling bus hazing, boy masturbates into hand then slaps another boy in the face.....
dude, you just got Ball Batter Splattered!!!!
dude, you just got Ball Batter Splattered!!!!
by chaseman36 August 21, 2009
by The Fister October 04, 2004