Avatar: The Way of Water

-This shit happens more than ten years after the fucking prequel.
-Humans invade Pandora.
-The dead guy named Miles Quaritch turns out to be blue and alive.

-Jake's kids get kidnapped and freed (Spider being an exception).
-Jake and his family move to the fucking ocean.
-Lo'ak (Jake's son) fights some dude and almost gets fucking eaten by a predator.
-A tulkun named Payakan saves him (he's ostracized because he fought with the dudes who killed his mother).
-Kiri has a seizure. She lives because muh plot armor.
-Quaritch massacres the fucking tulkuns. Their brains prevent aging.
-Jake and his family get trapped in a sunken vessel (Payakan attacks it and kills the crew earlier).
-Lo'ak, Tsireya (Metkayina princess), and Tuk (Jack's daughter) get captured and live.
-Neteyam (Jake's son) dies. The other kids live.
-Quaritch holds Kiri (Jake's daughter) hostage until Neytiri (Jake's wife) cuts Spider's chest with a knife.
-Spider saves Quaritch and fucking stays on Pandora.
-Jake and his family stay underwater.

Avatar: The Way of Water sucks ass. Read these spoilers instead.

by Yopmail User December 18, 2022

Avataring

The act of growing one's pubic hair out and braiding it with one's partner's hairs during coitus.

Man, when Lexi and I were avataring last night it pulled my hair something fierce.

by Motherfuck February 2, 2015

CNP (Avatar style)

Cnp is a roblox style

What does cnp stand for?

Cnp means copy and paste.

There appearance is a female avatar including:

•Stichface

•Some Crappy hair

•Some croptop

•,Jeans/Shorts.

There normally in meepcity, Murder Mystery 2 (Mm2) or meepcity. You can also find them in Ragdol engine. They probably are friends with a slender or even worse dating one. They can be toxic and tell you to mic up while half the time they dont even unmute. A cnp is probably a MM2 teamer or online dater. If they are you should probably report them.

Person 1: What style do you like?

Person 2: I like CNP (Avatar style)

Person 1: That's a bad style

Person 2:I just like the style and I'm not toxic like other copy and pastes.

by Az.xa December 20, 2021

Avatard

A person who is slightly retarded and seem to have given up his/her normal life ever since James Cameron's Box office smash Avatar hit the cinema. He/she has becomed an Avatard.

- Hey man, what's up with John lately? Haven't heard from him in a week!
- I don't know dude. He's been acting like a total Avatard lately!

by DiZi87 January 16, 2010

avatar balls

when your most likly watching the movie Avatar and your girlfriend/fiance/wife/random whore gives you blue balls.

avatar-less balls: "Hey, wus up man, how was tha movies"

Avatar balls: "Dude, we were watchin tha movie and my girl starts reachin over and........."

avatar-less balls: HAHAHA, ur ass got avatar balls, ROFL. no but seriousl, thats fucked "

by tha juggalo with tha most!!!!! February 18, 2010

Avatard

A person who is so utterly obsessed with James Cameron's film, Avatar, that he or she would undergo extensive plastic surgery, AIDS, and death in order to be a fucking 10 foot tall blue alien, if given the opportunity.

Avatard: DUDE!!!!!!!!11111111111111111 DID YOU SEE AVATAR?
Normal Kid: Yeah. I saw it. It sucked dicks.
Avatard: WTF?!?!?!
Normal Kid: Did you not notice that the plot was Pocahontas revisited?
Avatard: NAH...I wanna be an avatar!!!111111111 They're so fucking 1337!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111
Normal Kid: *Facepalm*

by wrongturn January 13, 2010

Avatar

Big blue people. Not to be confused with smurfs, which are very small blue people.

Look at that Avatar. He looks big.

by HBM3000 January 2, 2011