Aussie Gravity

In Australia, gravity works in a different way. Everything is Australia everything and everyone is upsidedown anytime you enter the borders of Australia you are flipped upside down. while this happens you will nearly Shit yourself from the speed and force that you're flipped but you will likely be fine. once you land you will be met with A hellish landscape where the water flows up and appears pink this is called the Hiller lake phenomenon. Every animal on this continent will try to end your life and guns are illegal so make sure to bring a melee weapon.

Joe: why is the plane spinning

Sam: WE ARE EXPERIENCING AUSSIE GRAVITY

by Chernobyl Person January 6, 2022

Aussie Gravity

When in Australia the gravitational effects are different YOU ARE UPSIDE DOWN

joe: OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT AUSSIE GRAVITY

by Chernobyl Person January 6, 2022

aussie rules

n. Only the best bleeding football game on the planet mate! Bunch of tall blokes elbowing each other in the spleens then hammering an inflated sheep’s bladder between a forest of upright posts or near enough to make no mind for either three points or nine. Also a straightforward set of laws designed to keep dangerous lunatics off God’s soil so they cannot imperil the grans.

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I find your aussie rules is so confusing for me.

It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

Aussie Nausey

Jungle Fever for Australians.

Sarah became Aussie Nausey after her trip to the Outback.

by brazie420 December 8, 2021

Will Smith (Aussie addition)

To go for a "Slap" (Aussie colloquial) meaning to play slot machines at casinos and pubs.

"After this round, do you wanna go for a Will Smith (Aussie addition)?"

"Nah mate you go ahead, I'll do a Jada Pinkett Smith and sit back and watch you lose the plot"

by Trent the concreature March 30, 2022

aussie..hyunjin

The coolest fan page or whatever also has the best content

“Hey do you know aussie..hyunjin?” “Of course I do they are the most amazing fan page with the best content🙄”

by aussie..hyunjin December 21, 2020

aussie cheese

The cheese that forms down under that sticks your nutsack and your gooch together during a hot day.

person 1: "dude i have to do the stanky leg every 15 minutes to seperate my nuts from my inner thighs."
person 2: "oh dude you have aussie cheese, that sucks."

by Coleliosis March 8, 2021