aletse

Aletse is the most gorgeous person you can ever see. She has the best personality. And yet every boy chases after her. She has a model face and body. So if you ever see a Aletse, you better take her before anybody else does.

Omg look is Aletse

Wow she is so hot

by woah…yah August 15, 2021

Aleth

Me bitch. I am Aleth.

"aleth is so cool because shes writing her own name in this god forsaken dictionary"

by ImAlethBitch November 23, 2021

Ableton user

Untalented person who thinks their song is “good” meanwhile it’s just him """rapping""" with a trap beat playing in the background like bg music.

There are exceptions such as kawaisprite though.

Attacks anyone who uses fl studio too.

Ableton user: Yo this shit fire *metal clanking against a trash can*

Anyone with common sense: bruh your shit bad

Ableton user: BRUHJWHAKAJAJ YOU FL STUDIO USER HAHAHAHAHAHA TRASH MSUCIS TARSH!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Anyone with common sense: what?

by Massive rotating balls god October 30, 2022

Armchair Athlete

someone who watches sports like the olympics and when their favourite sports team or sportsman / woman loses they yell obscenities at their TV in a vain attempt to say they they could have done better than them

"usless bl**dy stupid @#$%&, how could you lose like that"?

be quiet Bob - you're such an armchair athlete!

by Dyna Bolter July 26, 2012

App-athetic

The inability to keep up to date with the millions of App updates issued every second rendering your i-thingy archaic resulting in a complete disregard for updates.

Wow. I have 34 app updates since going to bed last night. I'm done with this. I have never been so App-athetic.

by The Brown Fox January 2, 2013

bandwagon athlete

An athlete whose team is liked only because he plays on it. They are liked by fans wherever they go. These fans only like the player, not the team. (i.e. somebody turned into a Miami Heat fan when LeBron left Clevelend and hated the Cavaliers, but then was a Clevelend fan once again when LeBron returned).

LeBron is a bandwagon athlete.

by The Truth_01 April 28, 2016

mental athlete

A person who is devoted to intellectual pursuits and studies.

Since he's a mental athlete, he should be good on the TV game show Jeopardy.

by Not a Philistine October 9, 2016