arse gravy

A particularly noisome form of human excrement. Runny, smelly and not fully processed by the lower bowel. Often appearing shortly after prolonged and energetic anal sex. Can be used as an expletive.

I had to go very suddenly to the toilet, I could feel the arse gravy almost seeping out.

Arsegravy! Somebody's smashed my car!

by spunkism October 15, 2003

Arse pick

1) One who picks their arse.

2) An insufferable/arrogant/idiotic/ignorant/narcissistic person.

"Dude, Joe just kicked Bill in the nuts out of nowhere!"
"What a fucking arse pick."

by frigoffbarb April 25, 2010

arse bandit

Derogatory term for a male homosexual.

Quentin is an arse bandit.

by Zorro August 14, 2003

arse candle

A candle from the arse; a turd.

After a large steak dinner Andrew spent the morning delivering a huge arse candle.

by Mister_Douve May 2, 2003

arse licker

Someone who ingratiates themeselves. See brown nose

John Howard is an arselicker

by -db- August 12, 2003

tight arse

Someone who won't go out of their way to give somone else some money or help.

I asked Billy for some money, but he was such a tight arse and told me to bugger off.

by Jace Buttery February 27, 2007

Aspartame Arse

The BIG square fat bloated arse that dieting women have. Caused by the chemical sweetener in their diet croak drink that they are totally addicted to.

The methanol content of aspartame converts to formic acid and formaldehyde once inside their body, the formaldehyde then attaches to fat cells making it impossible for the body to burn off that fat. Result is the fat stays, the body gets fatter, it all ends up around the arse.

Bloke one: "Hey, have you seen the size of you're wifes back end?"
Bloke two "Yup, can't really miss that aspartame arse, she's on a diet".

by Alexis Robinson March 15, 2007