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The Focusing Approach

The Focusing Approach (Copyright J. Steve Lee) is a method of apologetics that makes Prestonwood Christian Academy kids quake every time they get in the vicinity of Mr. Lee.
Student 1: “Hey has Mr. Lee focusing approached you yet?”

Student 2: “Yeah he came to my house in the middle of the night and forced me to write the focusing approach or else he said he would fail me.”
by I am underpaid September 6, 2022
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The Bonzi Approach

Overplanning. Pronounced “The BON-Zee Approach,” this technique involves mentally planning the exact sequence of events for the immediate future (such as what to do after getting out of bed), which usually takes more time than actually doing it.
Simon: I feel so organized! I used The Bonzi Approach this morning.

Charlotte: Is that why you were 70 minutes late?
by DennisInAtor February 26, 2023
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A 'F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual' is a completely homosexual person who is undeniably a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Their homosexual energy is so strong, they could make the American Navy seem like heterosexuals. Anyone who is a F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual is awarded the honours of being the absolutely biggest homosexual in existence.
Koki: Look over there! That bozo over there! They're 110% gay, I am sure of it! They breathe in a homosexual way!

Vee: (gay breathing)

Koki: Yeah, they deserve the F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual award.
by KokiHiro January 24, 2023
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hot approach

noun. the act of running to the toilet due to an imminent and/or urgent bowel movement, likely due to explosive diarrhea . Usually feces escapes as your buttocks hits the toilet seat.

noun. when an airplane comes in for a landing with some form of crippling technical malfunction.
After eating Taco Bell and drinking beer, I arrived home just in time to make a hot approach.

The 747 is coming in on a hot approach as the in-flight collision with birds damaged all but one engine.
by Dyrty Hyrry November 6, 2009
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leprechaun approach

Also known as the Leprechaun Offensive, this is when a short man, dressed similarly to a leprechaun, will stare at you from across the room without saying a word. His icy cold stare will send stalker chills down your spine. He will then approach you, corner you, and stare at you from in close. When you try to escape, he will block you.

He lives in places like Staten Island, New Jersey, and Long Island.
Oh shit, look at that ginger, he is using the Leprechaun Approach on Linda.
by The Hunnington Hog July 17, 2009
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Buckshot Approach

1)Rifling off compliment after compliment to a girl until one works.
2)Hitting on every girl and giving out your number until it finally works.
E: Don't you ever get tired of hitting on so many girls?
J: I use the buckshot approach. Shoot into a field full of deer and you're bound to hit one
by Mr HGC (Headie Gym Cock) December 16, 2011
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generational appropriation

When someone, usually a millennial or gen z, takes styles from generations past and claims it is original.
When styles from past generations come back into fashion. Must be from an older generation being worn by a younger person.
Girl one: oh my god, look how original this new outfit is, some standard 90s attire I am starting something amazing!
Girl two: your mom literally wore that same outfit, this is generational appropriation !
by hatemebigly August 13, 2019
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