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The Apocalypse

Male puts both fists together, and puts them out in front of him. As his fists make their way to the woman's vagina, the male begins singing " DUN DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN" dramatically.
"Mason pulled The Apocalypse on Kenzie last night!"
"DAMN. I bet her pussy be REAL big now"
by Arnie J. June 7, 2007
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apocalyptard

noun - refers to believers in any lame-brained end-of-the-world theory, particularly those ascribing to the ridiculous 2012 hypothesis.
Glenn Beck, hero and champion to myself and all other apocalyptards, explained how the world will end on a chalkbaord today.
by Le Haineux April 23, 2011
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Exponential Apocalypse

The act of predicting the apocalypse will come exponentially recently.

After an apocalypse day (2000, 2012, ect) believing that the next apocalypse must happen soon because for some reason it didn't happen on the day everyone thought it would.
Example of an Exponential Apocalypse:

1999: DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2000! all the equipment will fail and the nukes will launch and the planes will fall out of the sky!!!
2001: oh... well, DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2012! The mayans said so.
2013: oh... well, DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2016! Its the day of armegedan
2017: AHHH! now the worlds gonna end this month!
Feb: AHHH now its gonna end tomorrow...
...and so on and so forth
by Dr. Urban V. Dicktionary February 9, 2010
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Zombie Apocalypse

the pervading theme throughout history of ideas, beliefs, practices and policies that refuse to die and are buoyed by their own sense of self-importance, appeal to religion or "tradition" and a desire to return things to "the good old days"
Zombie Apocalypse is happening all around us every day as evidenced by white haired old dinosaurs trying to enforce "decency" laws, restrict "inappropriate" behavior, and carry on the fear of the "7-dirty-words" that can't be said in a public broadcast yet are common speak among adults; old dinosaurs (politicians and mothers) trying to control popular speech and video under the guise of "protecting the children"
by jdirt2019 January 23, 2012
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APOCALYPS3

Coined by (and authored by) Strell, in reference to the PS3 launch fiascos that resulted in various muggings, flag-pole face plantings, and probably overwhelming amounts of "just friends" spooning between all sorts of people in a feeble effort to keep warm in the brutal frigid teat of nature. Also, people got shot.

This is mostly due to extreme shortages from manufacturing problems, and possibly due to an attempt to artificially increase hype. Because of scarcity, systems were selling on eBay for several thousand dollars, well above the MSRP, which prompted a "me too wants money" reaction from the general public in the United States.
Welcome to the APOCALYPS3, F*CKERS.
by Strell November 19, 2006
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The Apocalfish

It's whats swims around in my right nut.

(As defined by R. Lopez)
The Apocalfish is an angry fish that resembles a betta with muscular biceps.
by rcmpseudonym January 7, 2011
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apocalypstick

getting together with your girlfriends to talk about everything that's currently the end of the world.
" We're headed out to the bar for some apocalypstick. "
by munchflower October 1, 2007
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