jennifer aniston

Jennifer Aniston (born February 11, 1969) is an Emmy and Golden Globe Award-winning American film and television actress, best known for her role as Rachel Green in the popular television sitcom Friends. Since Friends she has starred in several successful Hollywood films, including Bruce Almighty, Along Came Polly and The Break-Up.

For the last three years a victim of lunatic Holy Jolie fans from a gossip blog.

Beautiful, talented and smart, she causes Brangaloonies to convulse.

At the mention of Jennifer Anistons name, the Brangaloon stuck her thumb in her mouth, dropped to the floor and started screaming.

by NotaLoon September 25, 2007

Apestein

A piece of hairy monkey in an expensive suit using its high rank position in Hollywood-about industry to fuck very young and attractive starlets to be legally prosecuted afterwards and eventually found dead in its prison cell after a second suicide attempt. Also as a verb, to act in such a manner.

- Hey, smartsy little intern! Wanna come & see my garage Saturday night?
- Do you want to Apestein it with me, boss?

- Nah. Don't dare come near me!

by Murdoc Kylburne March 22, 2020

Alistair

stinky boy, whos sweat smells and looks like piss. a bit obese and makes me want to kill myself.

Alistair is a fucking idiot hope I can smell him from a mile away

by jennyfromtheblock#pussyslay September 4, 2022

apistoo

A very Cute person

This Apistoo is a very cute guy

by Exaclty October 16, 2020

aistos

The sound at the start of foreign athletics races before the 'bang', as opposed to 'take your marks' (onomatopoeia). nb. Word probably does not actually exist even with a similar, different spelling, it's just the interpretation of the noise and it's spelling (if it was a word/phrase) by one individual.

The sound at the start of foreign athletics races before the 'bang', as opposed to 'take your marks' - "AISTOS..BANG!"

by brendan January 21, 2004

Anistie

A wonderful girl with amazing artistic abilities, often loves hanging out and singing. She thinks her voice is crappy but its like a sirens, wonderfully alluring. She's very shy until she gets to know someone, and loves making clothes that are abnormal as well as stories

Have you fed your Anistie today?

by Jocelyn Ferrel August 17, 2011

aphistion

the state of being stuck in a dream world permanently

synonyms: hallucinating, imagining, coma, drunk-dreaming, unconsciousness
antonyms: real-life, wide-awake, realization, reality, three-dimensional
misspellings: afhistion, aphestion, aphiston, ahitsib, afjs

After being hit on the head, the poor man was in aphistion, without moving.

by CommaRealichi October 19, 2013