anal driver

1. Don't touch my anal driver, i havn't washed it.
by Matthew the GOD May 22, 2008
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anal conquistador

the ass conqueror; one who sets out on a conquest of anal pleasures
Neil Patrick Harris has become quite the anal conquistador in recent years.
by KPVA February 19, 2010
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anal melancholy

The sadness expressed by the anus the morning after a euphoric spicy meal containing chillies.
I am experiencing such anal melancholy after last nights curry.
by jadw August 24, 2009
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Anal Meatloaf

the act of shoving a freshly cooked meatloaf up someone's butt
by betaPoltergeist February 19, 2015
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anal fountain

When an overweight, 50 year old man lays naked on his stomach with diarrhea squirting out of his ass and some 20 year old whores on dog leashes drinking out of it. A decent percentage of the time you will find Hugh Hefner masturbating from a distance.
"Yo bitch-dick, you see that anal fountain. Sheryl be chuggin' down that shit!"
by Fagotory Climax November 23, 2016
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anal cleft

n. the proper legal term for the ass crack
City Councilman: "...and let me further say, that in due consideration of the various statutes, regulations and so forth, addressing the issue, that it is now, and forever should be the case that no person no where in the Daytona Beach area shall expose, in whole or in part, any portion or particle of their anal cleft in such a manner, so has to.....
by drpoonandtheteenangels April 28, 2009
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anal-curious

One who is intrigued with, has a fascination with or an outright desire to experiment with anal sex. Can exist in varying degrees but for many, the right setting can cause one to fully engage.
Matt: You know, I'm just not sure about Betty. When we have sex, I usually tickle the rosebud and she sure gets all breathy and into it but when the helmet gets close, she pushes me away!
Bill: Sounds like she's anal-curious Matt. Just relax, make sure the mood is right, have plenty of lube and before you know it, you'll be cornholing her like a trooper!
by Dik Fitzwell April 26, 2008
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