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altocumulus

dude are you going to the altocumulus.
by emele July 1, 2018
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almost fight champion

The alpha male that will almost whoop anyone's ass. This man will not have one but many stories of how he almost fought someone, almost made it home drunk, or almost did something totally out of retrospect. He will always have a big story and follow up with something like "I almost whipped this dude's ass but....." Normally the rest of his story is explaining why he's not a pussy but could go on for a while. This man will be crowned as the almost fight champion of the world.
Bernice: Ethan is literally the almost fight champion of the world. All he does is share stories of how he almost did something. Listen

Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.
by Bigbrachcock11 October 4, 2018
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almost heaven

by RamoneMar November 7, 2018
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Almostist

Like a perfectionist, but you give some slack on the completion of tasks.
I’ve become an almostist at keeping my home tidy. I am a perfectionist who wants things perfectly clean, but I wasn’t feeling well so I became a almostist at letting things remain not perfectly in place.
by candiedbones January 24, 2020
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alton buckley

Alton is a disgusting creature of a guy and doesn't have any friends. He is always lonely and dates his hands because they are the only things that can pleasure him. If he were to ever get a friend, he is always the shortest one. He his a dick to almost everybody around him and is delusional. If he is white, he is even more pale than the white wall, if black, he is darker than the tv screen turned off. He has a small dick and is very hideous.
You're such a fucking alton buckley

I feel bad for you because you're just like a alton buckley
by ThenPerish February 21, 2020
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Algoshaming

Shaming another entity for their choice of, or lack of; interest in taming and shaping their personal or professional algorithms.
"You're still getting fortnite recs on home? weak"
"Quit algoshaming me! Meanster!"
by SwellWork September 2, 2020
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almost saw the flocka wocka

when you’re on facetime and he almost shows you his dick on accident
person 1: *phone falls almost showing penis*

person 2: “Uh Oh almost saw the Flocka Wocka
by midgetporn888 January 15, 2021
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