by lunadatuna February 27, 2022
Get the Alec C. Schneidermug. Now this guy this guy Alec let me tell ya. Boy is he cool. he is so cool, it doesnt matter if hes not cool, because when he enters the room everyone orgasms from his massive penis. and thats just the start of it he also provides excellent nourishment from his ever lactating fountain bestowed upon both of his breasts. This source of nourishment has fed generations of lucky little mice. In which he has a colony of 375 oh 376 one was born, a little mouse baby named kenneth. Alec the giver the bringer and the taker of life.
"Hey whats up with that Alec guy"
"shhh do not say that name around here you'll start a parade they love that guy here!"
"shhh do not say that name around here you'll start a parade they love that guy here!"
by Greggory Jensen the 15th August 29, 2023
Get the Alecmug. The act of when a girl asks if you want to use a condom and you tell her you're shooting blanks, when you are indeed fertile.
"Yeah, I told her I was shooting blanks!"
"She believed that?"
"Yeah man! I hit her with The Alec Baldwin!"
"She believed that?"
"Yeah man! I hit her with The Alec Baldwin!"
by Cordad November 10, 2021
Get the The Alec Baldwinmug. Biggest dicked man in the world. He has the kindest, most caring eyes that make you finish just by looking at him. Beyond his great looks, he is sweet to the core. An Alec will always be there for you, will feed you, and will always make you see and appreciate the bright side of life. He knows what to say and when to say it, knows how to cheer anyone up, and will put endless amounts of effort to make his girl happy. He is sweet, kind, gentle yet assertive and any girl would be lucky to have him. Usually pairs well with Aprils. Can no doubt do anything that he sets his mind to and will do it well. Very analytical, and tends to overthink a lot but he's self aware and takes care of himself and others the best he can. Video game god. Lord of all coffee and Redbull. Loves mexican food and has an many unexpected talents. An Alec will take care of you for a lifetime and will never make you feel underappreciated. Only the luckiest can ever attain an Alec. Such a hubby.
by bbsprout May 30, 2019
Get the Alecmug. by babadoodo November 23, 2021
Get the Lawrence angel zach alecmug. The 2 most amazing people... Who are fun to be around, they will keep you smiling, and very kindhearted.... They found love in each other..... And together they will light up your darkest days!! They are wonderful!!!
by Wonderful, Amazing December 20, 2016
Get the Alec and Emileemug. The Alec "Ball Win"
When you getting a bj and she says dont nut in my mouth
So you pull out and shoot her in da face.
Credit: af, db
When you getting a bj and she says dont nut in my mouth
So you pull out and shoot her in da face.
Credit: af, db
by Mint Dogs November 3, 2021
Get the Alec "Ball Win"mug.