Albert Einstein High School 

People criticize the stein, until they go to the stein. Heavily slept on. Best in the DCC, hands down.

Blair Student: ohh you go Einstein? That sucks.

Albert Einstein High School Student: haha you thought. The stein stays lit

Albert Einstein High School by chickfila January 15, 2018

Albert Tooker

Albert tooker is a gay ginger virgin

oh look it’s an albert tooker nigga

Albert Tooker by Clapan November 30, 2019

Albert-John 

This nigga is the realist nigga in nigga history.

Albert-John has a large pp

Albert-John by OomAlbert November 24, 2021

albert josef 

The Professor from the show Money Heist

Oh look it’s Albert Josef!

albert josef by psedonymm November 25, 2021

Albert Heijn 

The greatest collection of random, ass-and-ass, prepackaged shit-tasting excuses and cancer inducing food products typically found in the greatest country of them all, the Netherlands. Go there, the Netherlands. Don't go to Albert Heijn, unless you want your ass cancered.

Well fuck me right in the asshole or let's go to Albert Heijn, aint no choice there bubba!

Albert Heijn by Diffa August 21, 2017

albert runtapuski bazillion 

the highest number in the whole world, universe, and eterity. way more than infinity if possible

he was talkin like albert runtapuski bazillion words a minute

albert runtapuski bazillion by drt_bkr March 27, 2008

albert einstein phobia 

A Fear Of Inventor/ Scientist (kinda) Albert Einstein.

Girl, IM TERRIFIED OF ALBERT EINSTEIN! I think I have Albert Einstein Phobia

albert einstein phobia by Urban Dictionary Word Girl December 2, 2013