Asterisk

Asterisk is a hispanic slang for asshole, which is quite fun to use depending on the situation or moment it's being spoken.
You can tell about so since our assholes actually really look like an asterisk... yeah.

For instance:

Damon: Man, do you really like small ones?
Rob: Yes.
Damon: Oh great, i know this girl and i'll introd---
Rob: Because the big ones break my asterisk.
Damon: Oh for f*cks sake Rob.

by Ezuro February 19, 2015

amsterdam

Originally the name of what is now known as New York City.

Wha??? NYC used to be called Amsterdam? Those slimy dutch bastards are everywhere!

by Grave diggin mofo September 20, 2004

Asteroid field

A group of slow-driving cars in a steady pattern, especially on the Interstate. Also see asteroid.

I had to pull over three lanes to get around that asteroid field!

by Whitebred April 3, 2004

Asterfresterniss

A word subject to distinct variations in form, acting as a substitute in sensitive situations, i.e. a parent cannot know exactly what you are speaking about or to who you are speaking too, but the conversation persists under the given circumstances.

Also, the unknown designated scientific name for the back of the knee.

As a substitute: Sally got an asterfresterniss in the butt, she hasn't shit right for a week.

As a scientific term: I hurt my asterfresterniss on the stick

by Bradley Larson October 7, 2007

Asstertaste

The taste left in ones mouth after tossing salad.

"Tossing Staisy's salad left a bad asstertaste in my mouth."

by Cherie Brennan December 18, 2008

Amsterdam's Pollen

A natural drug, when you smoke it you will be higher than the sun.. This is a harmless drug that if you smoke 5 'cigars' per week you will be smarter according to research

Weed Pot Mary Jane Marihuana Mariguana Green Amsterdam's Pollen

by Sjel May 27, 2010

asstershock

After ripping an ass explosion, the small fart(s) that come after it. Can often be smellier than the big one.

Keith kept farting through the whole damn movie, but his asstershocks were worse.

by bb+af June 29, 2010