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Absolute Victory

The highest achievable point if satisfaction known to mankind itself.
Male One: "Dude they sell Mountain Dew here"

Male Two: "Absolute Victory"
by Iron Swan September 11, 2013
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Absolute unit

A term used to describe absolute units
by Adolf kritler November 10, 2018
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Absolute Madman

A man with no regard for himself or any others around him; does not believe in self preservation or anything else for that matter
Robert: You are about to break up a 3 year relationship
Nicholas: Am I supposed to care?
Robert: *Looks off in the distance* Absolute Madman
by ProfessorFinessor June 7, 2018
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Absolute mad lad

When someone does something so extreme, that even god becomes curious.
Dude did you see what Tyler just did?! He put the milk first into the bowl instead of the cereal! Absolute Mad Lad!!!!
by J3rm3rks May 17, 2018
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Absolute fucking walnut

An insult that is used if someone is stupider than a fucking dumbass
In what world is a fish a kind of parrot, you absolute fucking walnut
by yaboi_doop October 29, 2018
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absolute fucking walnut

What someone is when they fuck up in a stupendously amazing fashion or are just incredibly stupid in general. Must be used with the following inflection:
"You're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"
-After Dave finished his explanation why whites and blacks are different species-
"Dave, you're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"
by Larry Machuto May 26, 2018
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absolute fucking shambles

The ultimate form of shambles as might be created by an uber-shambles: best demonstrated when minor clerical and administrative duties have to be undertaken by professional staff in the alleged interests of 'saving money' which in fact does no such thing, but can be pointed to by those who equate change with progress, thus claiming credit for the latter.

The essential work of an organisation isn't done because trivial but necessary work is taking up the time which ought to be used to do the job for which professionals are really employed. Objection is met with a simplistic replies such as 'it only takes a moment', "do you regard it as beneath you", or 'any fool could do that'.

Further, any 8 year old could spot this was a particularly stupid way of doing things.
Loo rolls need changing: could a computer analyst do it? Then a computer analyst shall do it! Everyone including the janitors agreed this created an absolute fucking shambles as senior analysts spent time hunting for wherever loo rolls were stored, but the office manager thought it was an ace idea and claimed an end-of year bonus.
by MoLincs September 12, 2012
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