High Functioning Autism

Some Barmy Plonker oo finks he's smart but inside he's just a mound of smelly clunge.

you can tell he's got High Functioning Autism can't ya.

by Funny Shark April 13, 2022

Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD)

A disorder that everyone on the internet likes to make fun of even though they don't even understand it at all, people on the internet also make fun of people with Down Syndrome (Literally half of the internet uses the word "Retarded") the internet also likes to make fun of Tourettes Syndrome, OCD, Anxiety and even more "Diseases"

if you make jokes about people with Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) then fuck you

by urbandictionary.comlol September 9, 2021

half-rack autism

Alcoholism. Commonly and derisively used against an antisocial, asinine dumbshit who can't keep his mouth shut or instigates fights because "it's the alcohol talking". He often uses the term "weaponized autism" on others and thinks he has an excuse for his behavior, whereas people born with autism actually do have an excuse.

Dave: "Are you as sick of Carl as I am?"
Mark: "Yeah, he keeps going on about 'weaponized autism'. Hypocrite...he's got half-rack autism bad. He can fix that but won't. People with autism have an excuse, he doesn't. He needs to man up for once."
Dave: "Got that right."

by Hinkel August 11, 2019

No Different Than You Autism Awareness

A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle that spreads autism awareness. Thuggizzle is responsible for uniting over 30,000 families who have kids with autism.

Thuggizzle has a team that faithfully attends the any baby can walk for autism every year called No Different Than You Autism Awareness.

by Tvgee April 2, 2019

top tier autism

Someone from Texas who has no sense of his actions.

It is highly likely he has top tier autism.

by The Linesman May 13, 2018

mega overlord of hyper autism

The man with the most hyper autism.

Man, he rode a bike into he moving car! HE'S THE MEGA OVERLORD OF HYPER AUTISM

by Mega Overlord of Hyper Autism November 30, 2017

Autism

It's a spectrum, and it's genetic (not caused by milk, Tylenol, or vaccines like a bunch of stupid anti-science vegans and parents would like you to believe). It isn't contagious, so don't worry.Most of the time, you could walk past someone and not notice their condition unless you try to have a conversation with them. They have trouble making eye contact, come off as direct/awkward/aloof, and may show signs of ADHD. Not all people with the condition are stupid, non-verbal, childish, or violent contrary to what the media would like you to believe.

Some problems that the people have it face:

Lack of job stability
Poverty
Depression/suicide
Loneliness
Discrimination
Stereotyping
Misinformation (fuck you PETA and anti-vaxxers!!! 🖕🏼)
Addictions (drugs, alcohol, and/or gambling)
Obsessive compulsive behaviours
Bullying
Rape
Anxiety
Anti-science assholes on the internet
Abuse (whether it be at the hands of family, "friends", "lovers", or healthcare workers)
Lack of fulfillment in adulthood

Life with it is hard for the person who has it. They constantly feel like an outsider, a joke, an inconvinience, a loser, a failure, and/or an outcast. It's easy enough to make a few friends during their school days, but once adulthood hits, loneliness is a constant battle. Usually having a pet (dog or cat) helps, especially if they feel therapy or drugs (prescibed by a doctor) won't help.

Yeah, you can have autism and be somewhat normal, but you tend to struggle more than other people. Sometimes it can be a personal Hell that you can never escape from, especially with the constant job changes and chronic poverty and loneliness.☹️

by Failurebitch July 27, 2025