re-insertion assistant

An observer and/or participant in an intercourse session --- often the "second" guy/girl in a threesome --- who is tasked with promptly tucking the dude's randomly-swaying woodie back into the chick's love-tunnel whenever it accidentally pops out from his having unintentionally withdrawn it a bit too far prior to his next thrust; this relieves the lovers from irritating pauses in their steamy copulating to semi-blindly fumble back there themselves and re-insert the errant schlong each time.
Finding a willing re-insertion assistant is usually quite easy --- often, you simply need to approach a random passerby and offer him/her a "standard" reward for his/her help: agree to allow the person "a turn of his/her own" with the opposite-gender intercourse-partner afterwards (or at least a post-session hand-job/blowjob from the gal if it's a male assistant), let the person play with the balls and butt-cheeks of the copulating duo for a few moments after each occasion during the "hot 'n' heavy" when his services are required, and/or maybe allow him to give one or both partners a full-body massage --- extra points if you both also give him a nice soothing rub-down in return, of course --- after the session is over.
by QuacksO June 17, 2018
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finanacial assistance

Money dat you get from yer gramma.
Many children may have trouble getting their parents to give them money for stuff in da candy aisle or toy department, but they often can count on finanacial assistance.
by QuacksO February 13, 2023
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Little Goon Assistant

A word used to define of what is essentially a catalyst to a man's addiction to sexual intercourse or intimacy, being a girlfriend to a gooner and not helping their addiction.
Person 1: "Aw great, it's the gooner and their Little Goon Assistant."
Person 2: "...Gross."
by perroa March 22, 2024
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Her age is currently over 20+ but the exact age is not known currently. She is the current Android operating system new virtual system
Samsung has now decided to make a virtual system called the Samsung's Sam Virtual Assistant (SSVA)
by SSVA June 01, 2021
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Friendly Assist

To give someone "friendly assist" is to give a hand job.
Hey I'm going to Jeff's house to give him a friendly assist. He's gonna love it.
by GildenBeanpole December 17, 2023
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friendly assist

Giving a friend a hand job outside of a relationship.
It's been a while for Brad so I gave him a friendly assist.
by Ahael December 19, 2023
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substitutes assist

highly paid but permanent bench warming sport stars helping team mates in a similar position
Pepe was credited with a substitutes assist for özil... he wanked him off behind the bins
by spaz juice September 19, 2020
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