asshat

something your mom calls someone when she gets pissed off (caused by road rage)

Mom: thanks for fucking cutting me off asshat!
Me:new vocabulary!

by I was a wasted cum shot January 19, 2017

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Asshat

asshat (noun)

Definition:
1. A person so astoundingly arrogant, clueless, or incompetent that their head is effectively wedged so far up their own (or someone else’s) ass it doubles as a hat.
2. Someone who deserves a high five… in the face… with a chair.

Traits:
• Oblivious to reality.
• Loud with opinions, quiet with actual solutions.
• Often seen in politics, bureaucracy, or management positions.

Proverb 🏛️

“Those who can’t do… teach.
Those who can’t teach… go into politics.
Those who can’t do politics… wear an asshat.”

— Canadian Dad Wisdom™

“Canada’s leadership is less a government, more a runway show of asshats strutting their latest policy disasters.”

by FedUpCanadian August 17, 2025

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Asshat

a hat that is wiped upon one's dirty buttocks and then given to some clueless jerk to wear; also, the person wearing said hat.

He dumped her via email on Valentine's Day, what an asshat!

by penelope453 November 18, 2014

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Alabama Asshat

Folks from Alabama, usually in the 30+ banter on Kik. They try to be as mean as possible to make themselves feel better, but they're all a bunch of fucktards.

Zack is an Alabama Asshat

by TBM1371 May 13, 2024

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Asshat

Asshat is a term used by a very pissed off person usually yelling at another person, face to face or online.

Asshat could also be known as a more aggressive term of Butthead

(Online)
You - Hah you're such a noob!
Me - SHUT IT YA FEKIN ASSHAT!

(Face to Face)
You - You're so annoying!
Me - Your such an asshat!

by SatanIsMahDad December 7, 2019

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